Transactional MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP

trump, Manipulation, Ukraine, quid pro quo, Négotiation

Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”

So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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CraftyLoveQuest

transactional, Boundaries, CraftyLoveQuest, Cultural differences, Traditional

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this breakup story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as unpredictable as a player with a stack of TNT? We’ve got players proposing marriage after only 3 months of dating, asking for $3,600 for a trip to Turkey, and then getting shut down faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. From cold-hearted breakups to awkward text proposals, you’ll never know what to expect next. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – like a Minecraft server!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server? Text your ex to pick up your clothes and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game!

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EnigmaCraft 1.21.1

transactional, 1.21.1, financial compensation, Roles, Boundaries

OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if you wanna get feminized by a girl but get paid for it! It’s like, the ultimate gender-bending adventure, but with blocks and creepers and stuff! Plus, who wouldn’t want to get paid for letting someone turn them into a fabulous princess or something? It’s like, the weirdest and most hilarious server ever, you gotta join now! #FeminizationForCash #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyDebtsForgiven

Imbalance, long term relationship, financial situation, credit card debt, Value

Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing the load just like this poor girlfriend who does ALL the chores! Join us and experience the joy of cutting virtual hair, cooking virtual meals, and cleaning virtual houses with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique transportation system where you can share cars with your friends in-game! Just like how this girlfriend shares her boyfriend’s car, you can hop in and drive around the block together. And don’t worry about owing money, because on our server, we believe in repaying debts through virtual chores and tasks.

So come join us on our server, where we value family, teamwork, and the occasional sandwich-making quest. Who needs a maid when you have a whole community of players willing to help out? Join now and experience the true meaning of cooperation in Minecraft!

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CraftyCreeper on the Block – Minecraft SMP

Perception, emotional connection, INTIMATE, transactional, CraftyCreeper

Are you tired of being treated like a temporary thingy on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further! Join our server where the players will see you as the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

On our server, you won’t be compared to exes like cattle, but rather like the rarest of enchantments. Your time spent with other players will be spiritual, exploratory, and intimate – just like a romantic sunset stroll through the Nether.

So come join us and experience a love like no other on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond sword by your side?

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LoveCraftedTrading

Manipulation, gagging, Chores, Favors, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Forget about all that relationship drama, we’re here to have a good time and mine some diamonds.

Join us for a chance to win virtual diamonds by completing crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff. Who needs nagging when you can have gagging… on all the laughter you’ll experience on our server!

Don’t worry about doing chores or taking care of anyone but yourself in the game. We promote self-love and self-care by letting you focus on your Minecraft adventures without any distractions.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gagging (from all the jokes, of course). See you in the game!

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SugarDaddyCraft

luxury, sugar daddy, Companionship, arrangement, MONEY

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where your sugar daddy is, like, a creeper in a suit and tie. He’s all like, “Hey baby, wanna mine some diamonds together?” And you’re just like, “Um, sure, but can you not explode on me?” And he’s all like, “Don’t worry, I’ll only blow up if you don’t join this epic server.”

And then there’s this one time where a bunch of chickens started a revolution against the pigs because they were tired of being turned into KFC. It was chaos, feathers everywhere, but it was so hilarious to watch.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? Yeah, it’s lit, literally because there’s lava everywhere. But hey, who doesn’t love a good dance party with skeletons and zombies?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. Plus, you might just find your new sugar daddy who’s all about those diamonds and explosions. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe some earplugs for the disco party. Let’s get weird, baby!

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Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

transactional, Youll, Horseplay, rumor, CONDOM

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

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Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

transactional, Lifestyle, materialism, seeking arrangements, rich guy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

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ADHD Craft: The Minecraft Server Where Focus is Optional

Server, mindfulness, learning disabilities, motivation, Minecraft

Tired of the boring grind of schoolwork? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of fun and adventure! Our server is so exciting that you’ll forget all about your back pain from sitting too long doing homework. Dive into our virtual world and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs dopamine from schoolwork when you can get an adrenaline rush from exploring our server’s crazy landscapes and epic structures? Say goodbye to the monotony of school and hello to the non-stop excitement of our Minecraft server!

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