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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6471 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.