🔥Trajectory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BulletTimeCraft

acceleration, ammunition, ballistics, brief, bullet, BulletTimeCraft, Distance, Firearm, force, gun, Impact, PHYSICS., Projectile, Shot, SPEED, Time, Trajectory, travel, TWICE.., Velocity

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, ONCE U JOIN, U GONNA BE SHOT BY A BULLET THAT TRAVELS AT 1MPH FOR A HOT SECOND. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U SURVIVE DAT, U GONNA BE SHOT AGAIN, BUT DIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE TWICE AS FAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, TWICE AS FAST! SO IF U WANNA TEST UR LUCK AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE BULLETS, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! HURRY, BEFORE U MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

PolarAmpCraft

climate change, climate models, climate science, climate variability, data analysis, data interpretation, earth’s history, Environmental Science, Eocene, global warming, greenhouse gases, ice cap, paleoclimate, polar amplification, polar regions, PolarAmpCraft, research findings, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, scientific research, temperature trends

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Votes:	2673
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

MomCraft Server

aroma, certain, close, close vents, Cooking, cooking ingredient, Day, Depressed, depressed day, fill, House, Ingredient, MomCraft, Mother, room, Server, smell, smell aroma, towel, towel under door, vents, whole

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1218	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Votes:	1595	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

CraftyLinux Minecraft Server

Alternative, command line, Community, Computer, CraftyLinux, Customization, Development, flexibility, linux, long tail tag, Minecraft, Niche, open source, operating system, Performance, Popular, programming, SECURITY, Server, software, Stability, Technology, Unix

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mines Excavated:	1601	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Linux servers? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer because who needs fancy hardware when you can have the thrill of wondering if your game will crash at any moment. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who will guide you on your epic quest for diamonds and glory.

So why waste your time on Linux when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of chaos and fun? Join us now and let the madness begin!

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	667
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Dragons Tamed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

biological fluids, blood components, blood composition, blood function, blood physiology, Bloodcraft, carbon dioxide exchange, circulatory system, gas, gases, hemoglobin, human biology, liquid, liquids, medical science, nutrient transport, oxygen transport, Plasma, platelets, red blood cells, solid, Solids, waste removal, white blood cells

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

clinical trial, CraftyLSD, CureDepressions, depression, DRUG, experimental drugs, innovative therapy, innovative treatment, lsd, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindBio, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Phase IIa trial, psychedelic therapy, psychiatric medication, serotonin, Symptoms, therapeutic benefits, Treatment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	84
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!