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  • Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

    Minecraft SMP: Slice & Dice

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    🎉🌌 Welcome to the most SICKLE (that’s sick + tickle, get it?) Minecraft SMP you’ll ever not want to miss, fam! Listen up, I’m about to drop some digital wisdom bombs on ya 🚀💣

      • Creeper Rodeos 🤠💣: Picture this: We have actual creeper rodeos where you can ride them as they blow up! Who needs buckin’ broncos when you got BOOMIN’ GREEN MEN? 🥳 I mean, nothing screams “realistic cowboy simulation” like getting blown to bits while doing the moonwalk on a pixelated desert, amirite?!

      • Lava Llamas 🦙🔥: Did you hear about the llama that fell into a lava pit? It came out with a flaming attitude! Join us and you can BECOME that llama; I’m talking full-on body transformation. You’ll just be a roasted marshmallow with legs, walking around haunting people in the most epic way possible!

      • Ender Dragon Karaoke Nights 🎤🐉: Every Thursday, we summon this giant dragon for a little karaoke jam, and lemme tell ya, it has the vocal range of a banshee getting run over by a train! You can belt out "Sweet Caroline" while dodging fireballs! Multi-tasking at its finest, my dudes!

      • Identity Crisis Centers 🛠️🤷‍♂️: Here, you’ll encounter NPCs that can’t decide if they’re villagers or, like, a sentient fish with dreams of becoming a CEO. They’ll give you quests like “Find my long-lost pickle jar” and you’re just left wondering if you’re playing Minecraft or binging a surreal sitcom. 🤔 Who’s really the crazy one here?

      • Pig Breeding Championships 🐖🏆: Have you ever seen a pig doing yoga? Neither have we… but boy oh boy is it our community goal! Every Sunday, we’re hosting “Pig Olympics” where you can train your to go from fat-fry to flexi-pig while competing for a medal made entirely of bacon. Gamers really do just wanna have fun!

      • Super Secret Stranger Danger 😱🙈: No one will protect you in this world, except maybe an army of zombie squids who will aggressively dance to 80s synth music while saying “You’re safe?” with eerie intensity. Whether they protect or attack? You’ll have to join to find out!

      • The Great Potato Debate 🥔💬: Just wait until we unearth the fabled “Potato of Infinite Power.” Everyone here pretends it’s a myth, but we’ve got a hog, Jim Bob, who swears that if you eat it you’ll become the king of Minecraft, or a wet sock with feelings. Again, who knows? Could be an epic power trip or just a starchy disaster.

    If you’re not at least LOLing by now, then I dunno, you probably just got your account hacked by a 10-year-old in a Steve skin. So, jump on in and join a community where EVERYONE is kinda sorta partially insane, and also sorta kinda definitely trapped in the friend-zone with a glowstone block. Click that join button, or else we’ll send the llama after you! 🦙💥✨

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  • Xeetyz s minecraft

    Xeetyz s minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Play & Earn real money by playing on XEETYZ’s Minecraft Server! A survival gameplay in an immersive world of possibilities with access to shops using an extensive economy system as well as a land claiming system to help protect yourself and your base. This server is loaded with tons of features! You can also stay on the discord while seeing everything happen in the dedicated Minecraft Channels Live!

    Discord to Server Sync: Communicate and view all stats from the server right on the Discord Channel!Land Claims: Claim blocks, the more you play, the more you can claim.PvP: Survival and PvP EnabledMarriage System: Get married to other players, interact with private chat, hug and kiss using shift + right click.Crates Systems: Receive keys when voting using links from vote-links or in-game /voteEconomy: Economy uses Virtual $ Currency.Jobs System: Get a job out of 12 current jobs and get paid!Bank System: Visit the bank to do all your banking transactions!Shop System: Visit the shop to buy the stuff you need!Parkour with a Crate where you can earn BIG amount of cash for completing the parkour once a week!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

    Crafty Chaos: Don’t Mess with Steve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

    Join us if you want to hang out with a group of players who have connections to the Minecraft gods themselves. Need diamonds? No problem, just ask our resident Ender Dragon for a loan.

    But beware, we have a strict “no creepers allowed” policy. One time, a creeper tried to sneak onto our server and ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous villagers. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for the creeper…

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. And remember, don’t mess with us – we have friends in high places, you know. 😉

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  • Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

    Blocky Butt-Kickers: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Gamers Who Know the Answer to ‘What is the definitive video game controller?’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old controllers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic and outrageous controller you’ve ever seen! Picture this: a controller made entirely out of diamonds and enchanted with the power to summon dragons at your command. That’s right, forget about joysticks and buttons, on our server, you control the game with pure magic!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn through the Nether? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience gaming like never before. Who needs a boring old video game controller when you can have one made of diamonds and magic? Let the epic adventures begin!

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  • Seqozmc

    Seqozmc

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    Server IP: seqozmc.com

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    New Minecraft Server
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