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Euroblocks

Adventure, alliances, building, Combat, Community, Cooperative, Economy, Europe, Exploration, Legacy, Map, marketplace, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Resources, strategy, Survival, Towny, Trade, Trading

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	861388	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Farms Harvested:	179
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

EUROBLOCKS: A Balanced Minecraft Adventure in Europe

Welcome to EUROBLOCKS, a Minecraft server that combines exploration, strategy, and community on a detailed map of Europe. With the Towny plugin, you can establish and grow your own town, manage resources, and form alliances with neighbors. Trade plays a vital role, as players engage in a dynamic economy system to buy, sell, and barter goods, fostering a bustling marketplace. For those seeking a touch of action, light combat elements allow for friendly skirmishes and territorial challenges without overshadowing the cooperative spirit. EUROBLOCKS offers a balanced mix of building, trading, and adventure, ensuring something for every type of player. Immerse yourself in this unique blend of economy, strategy, and light conflict, and shape your legacy on a map that captures the heart of Europe.

193.135.10.96:15246

Blocky Skibidi Minecraft Server

Ballistic, battle royale, blocky, Chapter 6 Season 1, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew December, fortnite og, Lady of Cranes, LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, LEGO Fortnite Odyssey, LEGO XP AFK Strategy, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, ronin, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, skibidi, Skibidi Edition, snoop dogg, Stats, Storm Chasers Update, Text Chat Experience, 鬼 HUNTERS

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos!

Picture this: you’re a Ronin in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 6 Season 1 – HUNTERS, fighting off ghosts and monsters with your trusty sword. Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our virtual marketplace.

But wait, there’s more! Level up your LEGO XP with our AFK strategy, and keep up with the Season XP Leveling Pace to stay ahead of the game. Need some extra V-Bucks? Check out our Mission Alerts for StW and earn those sweet rewards.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some insane updates! We’re introducing a new Text Chat Experience, bringing back the Fortnite OG, and launching Ballistic, a tactical 5v5 shooter in first person mode. Oh, and did we mention Snoop Dogg is headlining our Fortnite Festival Season 6? It’s gonna be lit!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Build your life in the big city with LEGO Fortnite Brick Life, or embark on a thrilling adventure with LEGO Fortnite Odyssey and the Storm Chasers Update. And don’t forget to subscribe to Fortnite Crew for exclusive rewards, like the Lady of Cranes skin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this crazy ride!

Dei Hires Minecraft SMP Lectures

bootlicking, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, debate, DEI, DEI hires, discrimination, Diversity, eager, equality, Hires, Ideology, inclusion, lectured, Lectures, Minecraft, niggers, perspective, Politics, racism, rightwingers, slavish, smp, social justice, Victim

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magic Items Found:	1910	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where rightwingers are lining up to get lectured by dei hires! Why, you ask? Because they just can’t resist the thrill of being the victim or showing off their slavish bootlicking skills to niggers! It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Apologies Mine Server

apologies, drained, Eepy, exhausted, FATIGUE, feeling sorry, lacking energy, moid, need downtime, need nap, need relaxation, need rest, need sleep, Server, sleep deprived, sleepiness, sleepy, Sorry., tired, worn out

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to log off!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil zombie chickens who are trying to take over the server. And don’t forget about our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where you can strut your stuff and show off your bling to all the other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our extreme parkour challenge where you have to jump from block to block while dodging flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t be saying “sorry moid.. im too eepy” on this server!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

blockg, blocky, Community, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Rapzilla Edition, smp, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5316	Dimension Hops:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

YellowStone

1.8.9, Minecraft, Parkour, play.pvpyellowstone.com, PvP, Server, Skypvp, Yellowstone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

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Slurp City Minecraft Server

city, comedic, comedic noise, comedic sound, Drinking, Eating, exaggerated, exaggerated drinking, exaggerated eating, exaggerated humor, exaggerated noise, exaggerated slurping, exaggerated sound, funny, funny noise, funny sound, humor, loud, Minecraft, onomatopoeia, Server, slurp, slurping, sound effect

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	7315
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping the hottest tracks in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet llama that tells dad jokes, a secret underground base filled with cake, and a magic wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a shluuuuuuurp of a good time together!

Smartwatches vs Health Bands Minecraft SMP

activity monitoring, bands, comparison, exercise gadgets, exercise tracking, fitness accessories, fitness tracking, fitness wearables, health, health and wellness, health band benefits, health band features, health bands, health technology, health tracking., Minecraft, pros and cons, Smart Devices, smartwatch benefits, smartwatch features, smartwatches, smp, wearable devices, wearable technology

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle evil llamas in epic gladiator matches. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying unicorn while battling a giant chicken boss for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted potato? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

craft projects, craft supplies, creative hobbies, cross stitch, diy projects, embroidery designs, embroidery thread, fabric art, Faxkép, faxkép fonal, fonal, handmade gifts, Minecraft, needlepoint, needlework, PALS, PIXEL, quilting, Server, sewing materials, stitching, textile art, thread spools

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4995	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8232	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than Faxkép fonal! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined Faxkép fonal and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who led them on a wild adventure through a pixelated jungle filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. The player had to battle a giant chicken boss with a diamond sword while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn. And guess what? They won a lifetime supply of virtual cookies as a reward!

But that’s not all! On Faxkép fonal, you can build your own floating castle made entirely out of marshmallows and cotton candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join Faxkép fonal today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

60k, AMA, arequipa, CC info, charges, cusco, Football hooligans, geo, Geomaxxer, height, LIMA, locals, MANLET, maxxer, Minecraft, peru, Phillipines, pickpocketed, REFUNDED, Riot Police, robbed, să, Safe Place, smp, steal, Tourists, Women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!