Training Minecraft Servers

Training Minecraft Servers

  • ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

    ”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4293
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Towns Built: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

    2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

    3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

    4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GFsHalfMarathonDrama

    GFsHalfMarathonDrama
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 6649
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

    We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

    So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP

    SantosSlayin’ in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6609
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of slime blocks! We’ve got a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a few sticks of dynamite. And don’t even get us started on our PvP battles – last week, someone defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming the server, looking for new players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you can become the next Minecraft legend!

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  • BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server

    BrigadeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 9144
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 64
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ores Mined: 7717

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha ukraine be like “let’s get ready for battle in 2025” like they know what’s gonna happen in 4 years lmao. but guess what? our minecraft server is already prepared for the ultimate battle of the century! join us and be part of the most epic mechanized brigades ever seen in the virtual world. we got tanks, we got helicopters, we even got flying pigs armed with laser beams! who needs ukraine when you can conquer the minecraft world with us? come join now and show them who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NinjaTrainMC Server

    NinjaTrainMC Server
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 9692
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Votes: 2609 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

    Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

    ChunkCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 4077
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

    Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

    And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

    So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

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  • OshiCraft Minecraft Server

    OshiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4440
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

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  • TouchyCraft: SnapAttack

    TouchyCraft: SnapAttack
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4969
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 22
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dimension Hops: 10
    Animals Bred: 76 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy customers at work? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted hand placements again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any uncomfortable encounters. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back (literally). Say goodbye to awkward situations and hello to a relaxing gaming experience. Join now and leave those real-life troubles behind!

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  • UkrainianF16DecoyCraft

    UkrainianF16DecoyCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 5597
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 156
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, have you ever seen a Minecraft server with an inflatable Ukrainian F-16 decoy?! Yeah, neither have we, but on this server, it’s a thing! Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds and out of nowhere, BAM! A giant inflatable plane pops up next to you. It’s like a party every time you log on.

    But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit that the mobs have their own dance parties. Creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing – it’s a sight to see. And don’t even get us started on the villagers. They’re out here trading emeralds for disco balls, living their best lives.

    Oh, and did we mention the secret underground club? Yeah, that’s right. You gotta find the hidden entrance, but once you do, it’s non-stop raves with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for that inflatable plane – it’s a real game-changer.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers

    Minecraft SMP: /ldg/ – Local Diamond Gatherers
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9397
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Gods Slained: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more chaos than a chicken jockey riding a spider.

    Join us for a chance to use text-to-image models that are so advanced, they’ll make your builds look like they were made by Notch himself. Our UI is so comfy, it’s like building in creative mode with a stack of diamonds in your inventory.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to rank your models and show off your pixel art skills? We’ve got Flux, Pixart Sigma, and Hunyuan DIT models that will make your creations pop like a beacon in the night.

    And don’t worry about GPU performance, we’ve got benchmarks that will make your computer run smoother than a freshly greased piston. Plus, you can try out our models online without even registering, because we believe in freedom for all players.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who needs diamonds when you’ve got models and memes to create? Let’s craft some memories together on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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  • CraftyPixels Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9612
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about boring software marketing again. We don’t have any stuffy accountants or notaries here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And forget about those pesky Terms of Service and EULAs – on our server, you make the rules! Want to build a giant rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with llamas? Why not!

    So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’ll fit right in!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RefundCraft Minecraft Server

    RefundCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7742
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and spicy adventure! Just like the dinner where OP got shafted on the leftovers, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Explore our world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons, but be prepared for some shady dealings along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a curry conundrum just like OP! So come on in and see if you can navigate the drama and come out on top. And remember, always keep an eye on your leftovers!

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  • UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

    UncleTreeHouseRepairNope
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8474
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 352
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Farms Harvested: 876
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

    Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

    Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

    So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CringeCraft Minecraft Server

    CringeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 5817
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

    Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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  • SaltyTeacherRage

    SaltyTeacherRage
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 6466
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Towns Built: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

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  • PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

    PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Dimension Hops: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

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  • ImmortalNoMore

    ImmortalNoMore
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 8798
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

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  • RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

    RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 1084
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5249 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

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  • Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

    Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 1030
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Towns Built: 9
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 438 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

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  • SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

    SensitivCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2980
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Crops Grown: 6403
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9635
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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