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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8926 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep have mohawks and the creepers wear sunglasses.
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Llama Mafia, a group of woolly gangsters who will stop at nothing to protect their turf. If you cross them, you might find yourself on the wrong end of a llama spit attack.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Ender Dragon while riding a pig. It’s not easy, but the bragging rights are totally worth it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep.
