trained professionals – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

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BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

aging, BoomerBlock, Community, emotional health, family, Future, growing old, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, long-term consequences, Marriage, mental health, Minecraft, parents, relationships, self worth, Server, Siblings, social support, societal expectations, support systems, well-being

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness and despair? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for all you incels out there! Join our server and watch as your virtual family grows and thrives, providing you with the love and support you never knew you needed. Say goodbye to your real-life worries and hello to a world where you are surrounded by virtual siblings, parents, and even a virtual wife (if you’re lucky)! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape your incel fate and start living your best virtual life today!

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NoDiving2022 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, athletes, Boredom, Community, Competition, discussion, disengagement, diving, Fans, forum, internet, lack of content, lose interest, Minecraft, no diving, NoDiving2022, ONLINE, smp, sp, speculation, sports, Thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond armor, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs!

Forget about diving threads, we have flying pig races every Saturday and a llama fashion show every Sunday. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous Minecraft legend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

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DaddyDoughDilemma

car fund, childcare, college fund, Communication, DaddyDoughDilemma, DAUGHTER, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial dispute, Future, husband, Inheritance, joint account, Marriage, medical bills, MONEY, parenting, Partnership, RESPONSIBILITY, Struggle, Trust

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to navigate through family feuds and financial fiascos just like the one above.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your in-game spouse accuses you of spending all the virtual money on virtual medical bills. But fear not, because on our server, you can work together to uncover the truth behind missing funds and land investments.

With generous gifts from wealthy in-game relatives and joint accounts that are more complicated than redstone contraptions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, who needs real-life responsibilities when you can focus on virtual daycare costs, mortgage payments, and college funds for your in-game baby?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night is the family drama during the day. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and financial disputes instead? See you there!

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ArcticHeatwaveCraft

10C, Above Average, antarctic, ArcticHeatwaveCraft, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather, global warming, melting ice caps, polar regions, record heatwave, Rise, rising sea levels, scientific research, temperature fluctuations, Temperatures, weather patterns

come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than antarctica in a heatwave! we got polar bears melting like ice cream cones and penguins sweating like they just ran a marathon. if you wanna experience the ultimate global warming simulation, this is the place to be! watch as the ice caps melt before your very eyes and see if you can survive the scorching heat. but don’t worry, we got plenty of virtual sunscreen to go around. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine in the hottest server around!

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GroceryStoreBandits

adaptation, Animals, Behavior, Competition, Ethics, food chain, food stealing, Foraging, grocery store, GroceryStoreBandits, Instinct, morality, Predator Prey, scavenging, social rules, societal norms, Survival, taboo, theft, wildlife, wildlife behavior

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals run the show, like, they have their own grocery store and everything. but, like, here’s the catch – if you try to steal from the grocery store, you’ll have a whole army of angry animals coming after you. like, picture a gang of angry chickens chasing you down for taking a loaf of bread. it’s chaos, man. but, like, that’s just one reason to join this server. there’s also a secret underground lair where the pigs hold dance parties every night. and, like, rumor has it that if you find the magical cow, you’ll be granted three wishes. i heard someone wished for a diamond sword and it actually appeared in their inventory. crazy, right? so, like, come join us on this wild minecraft server where the animals rule and anything is possible. it’s a total blast, dude.

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Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

apply, Computer, Discord, Events, exclusive, EXTRA, Friends, Fun, group of friends, humor, java edition, memes, microphone, PIQUES, Plains, Plugins, Private, quality of life, Safe Place, Server, simple voice chat, smp, socialization, spicy, Vanilla, VC

Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

Overview

Plains n’ Peaks is a private minecraft SMP (java only) for an exclusive group of friends and players aged 13-18. It offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins and encourages socialization through voice chat.

Requirements

Before applying, make sure you meet the following requirements:

Having a discord account
Minecraft java edition account
Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but preferred)

Application Link

If you meet the requirements and want to join, apply using this link.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server public?	No, it is a private server for a specific group of friends and players.
Are automated farms allowed?	No, private automated farms are not allowed to maintain a balanced economy.
What plugins are available?	Only a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep, are installed.
How can I socialize on the server?	We encourage socialization through the Simple Voice Chat mod and hosting events.

CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicks, cultural influences, double standards, emotional intelligence, feminism, gender, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Minecraft, Psychology, relationships, Server, societal conditioning, societal constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, Women, women’s issues

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

altcoins, Blockchain, buy the dip, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, ethereum, EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP, financial markets, hodl, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market fluctuations, market volatility, price movement, risk management, speculative trading, Trading

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

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Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

Ability, balance, Choice, consequences, control, decision, dream, Equal, everyone, FANTASY, imagination, Impact, power, Powers, Reality, shared, smp, society, Special, SUPERPOWER, Unique, wish, world

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

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