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NoKeyNoEntryMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value privacy just like you value your new house key! Join us and build your own fortress of solitude where no parents, or anyone else for that matter, can enter without your permission.

Imagine a world where you can live out your wildest dreams without any pesky intruders trying to crash your party. Build a moat filled with lava to keep out nosy neighbors, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from unwanted visitors.

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be the master of your own domain, just like you are in real life with your house key. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to rule over?

TeacherSaidMeBest – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crops Grown:	4829
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old school lectures? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the teachers are actually creepers in disguise! That’s right, you’ll never know when your math lesson will turn into a TNT explosion. Plus, our history teacher is a zombie who can’t stop talking about the good old days of the apocalypse. So if you want a truly unique educational experience, join us now!

BlockyDisagreements

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Enchantments Applied:	66
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you believe that pineapple DOES belong on pizza, that cats are actually aliens plotting to take over the world, or that the earth is flat and held up by a giant turtle named Terry.

On our server, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a house out of flying pigs, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their wild conspiracy theories and wacky antics.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, no matter how absurd or outrageous? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

CraftyKhameneiJailTime

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	196
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell jokes, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.

one time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and when they got there, they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting out their best dance moves. it was lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt we have every week? players have to follow clues that lead them to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. it’s like a real-life pirate adventure, but in minecraft.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and craziness on this minecraft server. who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love to photobomb your selfies.

What is the IP for aCookieGod Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

aCookieGod is a passionate and creative baker who specializes in creating delicious and eye-catching cookies. With a keen eye for detail and a talent for flavor combinations, aCookieGod has gained a loyal following for their beautifully decorated treats. From classic chocolate chip cookies to intricate sugar cookies, aCookieGod’s creations are always a hit at parties and events. With a dedication to quality ingredients and precision in decorating, aCookieGod continues to delight taste buds and impress customers with their sweet creations.

Oshi’s Neglected Messages Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Votes:	4449
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of your favorite Minecraft YouTuber ignoring your messages? Well, look no further because on our server, our staff will respond to your messages within seconds! We even have a special “Fan Appreciation Day” where you can challenge your oshi to a 1v1 PvP match in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new favorite fan! Join now and never feel ignored again!

LittleGolliwog’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Potions Brewed:	108
Alien Abductions:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your little golliwog do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and help feed me little golliwog!

AgeLieCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

OpeningFlicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is like a blockbuster movie with the best opening scene you’ve ever seen. Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a flash mob of dancing villagers, a chorus of singing parrots, and a fireworks display that puts Disney to shame. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against a horde of evil llamas led by a llama king, or participate in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition (trust us, it’s harder than it sounds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn? Yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that!

ToxicCraft: Block and Ban!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	60

Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that turns toxic players into adorable little kittens! That’s right, no more drama or negativity, just cute little meowing distractions. Join us and say goodbye to toxic people forever!