| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9915 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 197295 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2331 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3970 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 38 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 684284 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3849 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 1986 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2425 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 159 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 615 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 9402 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2870 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 9892 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9087 |
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 1716 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
