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Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Emeralds Found:	499
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	132
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Votes:	9154
Divine Spears Created:	26	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	52
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4714
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9531
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	51
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Star Shards Collected:	285
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
New Chunks Explored:	699555	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crops Grown:	5379
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, 2kki, ambient, Bed.., Collecting, Crafty, dream, dreams, Edition, effects, gameplay, installation, Interact, Music, pretentious, Recommendation, room, Sleep, Soundtrack, sprite work, Video, wandering, Yume, Yume 2kki, zones

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?