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Blocky Bandits: Trespassers R Us

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	3183	Mines Excavated:	2727
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trespassing into private property is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can steal your neighbor’s crops, build a secret underground lair in someone’s backyard, and prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Pig, a rare creature that farts rainbows and shoots glitter from its hooves.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

The Migrant-Free Zone Minecraft Server

Croatia, discrimination, gypsies, Hungary, Hyper-chud, jeets, long trail tags, MigrantFree, migrants, Migration, Minecraft, Move, Nepalis, Pinoys, Poland, racism, repel, Serbia, Server, Successful, tags, thirdie, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	234	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jeets are building their own version of Poland, Nepalis are creating a Croatian paradise, and Pinoys are crafting a Hungarian wonderland. But what about Serbia, you ask? Well, on our server, the thirdies are too busy fending off hyper-chud racists and mischievous Gypsies to worry about anything else!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional griefer). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even uncover the secret to defeating those pesky hyper-chud racists once and for all.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and see why Serbia has never looked so wild!

404Craft – Error in Crafting Fun

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are THICC and the diamonds are BLINGIN’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies do the cha-cha, and skeletons have impeccable fashion sense. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. True story!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out RANDOM loot every time you feed it a diamond. Who needs a boring old chest when you have a llama that poops out diamonds, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a llama that poops diamonds.

Fashionista Thieves Minecraft Server

best clothes, clothing, fashion, Fashion photography, fashionista, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal items, photo shoot, Photo shooting, scent, sentimental, Server, smell, sniff, stealing, Stolen, stolen clothes, Style, theft, thieves, Wardrobe

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as stealing clothes for a photo shoot! 📸 Our players are so fashionable, they’ll make you want to steal their best outfits too. And who knows, maybe you’ll catch a whiff of their amazing scent still lingering on the clothes. 😂

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those stolen clothes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some memories together! 🎮💥

BoomerCraft: The OG Minecraft Server for Oldies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9936
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Animals Bred:	150
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server for the ancient fossils out there! Are you older than dirt? Have you been around since the dinosaurs roamed the Earth? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where you can build your very own retirement home out of diamond blocks and ride around on prehistoric creatures instead of horses.

Our server is so old, even the creepers have gray hair and the zombies are just looking for their dentures. But don’t worry, we have plenty of age-defying potions to keep you feeling young and spry.

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a bunch of old farts just like you. Who needs youth when you have a server full of wise old gamers who can still kick butt and take names? Join us now and let’s show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

CraftyMcCraftface: Server No. 917216414 LOLz

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIMENSION-HOPPING PORTALS. They hopped through one and found themselves in a land made entirely of CANDY! They rode on a RAINBOW unicorn and battled evil gummy bears. It was a wild adventure that could only happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA who can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a RAINBOW tornado to protect you from any danger. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret DISCO PARTY room where you can boogie down with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life!

NekoCraft: Where Creeper Meets Kawaii in Japan

aspirations, bucket list, creeper, culture, Dream destination, dreams, east asia, expat, Foreign, Japan, Kawaii, Lifestyle, longing, meets, NekoCraft, Relocation, travel, unattainable, unfulfilled, unreachable, Wanderlust, wistful, wistfulness, yearning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of reality crushing your dreams of living in Japan? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual Japan complete with sushi restaurants, cherry blossom trees, and even a pixelated Mt. Fuji! Join us and escape to a world where you can finally live out your Japanese dreams without ever leaving your computer screen. Who needs a plane ticket when you have Minecraft, am I right? 😉🍣🌸

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

200 Hour Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Edition

200 hours, action RPG, Adventure, blind playthrough, Boss Battles, Challenging, Difficult, dlc, Edition, Elden, elden ring, Epic, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, hidden content, hour, Immersive, long gameplay, madness, Minecraft, Mysterious, open world, Ring, Secrets, Souls-Like

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll spend more time playing than it takes to beat Elden Ring + DLC blindfolded! That’s right, we guarantee at least 200 hours of non-stop fun and adventure.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with creepers that moonwalk, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that do the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond disco where you can boogie with Endermen and party with pigs in top hats.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon with a carrot, then join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

LabRatsCraft: Where Dexter’s Lab meets Minecraft madness!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Star Shards Collected:	196
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9080

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llama-riding pandas ready to show you around. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of diamond blocks guarded by a pet creeper named Bob?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. Winner gets a golden toilet as a trophy!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether Disco Club where the zombie pigmen know how to party like it’s 1999?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.