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CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Spears Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dimension Hops:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Potions Brewed:	117	Farms Harvested:	179
Secret Passages Found:	8	Animals Bred:	164
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	765
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	6965	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5140	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

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Xa! The Vanilla SMP server where even the trees are happier than you! 1.21

admin tools, Builds, chat protection, Community, data packs, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Griefing, Halloween, happier, long term, Mods, player heads, Protection, Server, shopping, smp, Spawn, Themed, Trees, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	312	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Players	300+
Daily Active Players	20
Server Events	Community themed events, next one is Halloween
Whitelist	Yes, to stay closer to vanilla and protect builds
Server Restart	No, no new “seasons”, builds are permanent
Mods & Data Packs	Dynmap, player heads, admin tools, chat protection, discord-minecraft chatbot

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed?	No, strict rules against griefing/stealing/hacking
What is the age range of members?	16-47, with most in their 20-30s
Are there community builds at spawn?	Yes, some cool community builds happening
How can I join?	Join our discord: https://discord.gg/B6rnFmg6Eg

SaveTheWorld Minecraft Server

above help, action, Adventure, Anime, Audacity, awakened powers, FANTASY, friendship, japanese animation, long tail, Magical Girl, Manga, Minecraft, not long ago, sailor moon, Sailor Scouts, saved the world, savetheworld, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, three times, Usagi

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Usagi and her squad of magical girls who have saved the world THREE freaking times! 🌟

🚀 Watch out for those two losers who think they’re all that, but really they just awakened their powers yesterday and still can’t even craft a basic pickaxe. 🤣

🔥 Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a creeper or two. Trust us, you won’t be able to take this server seriously at all – and that’s the best part! 😂

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s show those noobs what real power looks like! 💪🦄🔮

CrackCraft SMP – “Is Everyone on Minecraft SMP Smoking Crack?”

addiction, crack, crack cocaine, crack cocaine abuse, CrackCraft, criminal activity, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug addiction treatment, drug crisis, drug education, drug epidemic, drug policy, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug trafficking, drug treatment, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, public health, smoking, smp, substance abuse

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ores Mined:	3525	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are people building crack houses in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-crack cocaine policy! Instead, we offer a world of endless possibilities where you can build your dream crack house (just kidding, please don’t do that). Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re just in-game). So come on, leave the crack behind and join us for some blocky fun!

TinyTears Minecraft SMP

bawling, cried, crying, emotional reactions, emotional response, emotional triggers, emotions, INSIGNIFICANT, Minecraft, minor issues, minuscule, Petty, sensitivity, Small, smallest thing, smp, sobbing, Tears, Tiny, TinyTears, trivial

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP where the tiniest things will make you cry tears of joy! Our server is so epic that even the smallest block placement will bring you to tears. Rumor has it that one player built a tiny house for their pet chicken and couldn’t stop crying for days because it was just too cute. So if you’re ready to experience the most emotional Minecraft gameplay of your life, come join us and prepare to shed tears over the smallest things!