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BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

assisted reproduction, BabyBumpCraft, birth defects, exposure to medicines, fertility treatments, fetus development, first trimester, harm to fetus, ICSI, ivf, maternal health, maternal medication use, medication safety, Pregnancies, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, prenatal care, reproductive technology, research, Risk, Server, teratogenic medicines

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than an IVF pregnancy! our players are like embryos, constantly exposed to crazy medicines that can harm their virtual fetus… i mean, builds. but don’t worry, we make sure to keep things interesting with teratogenic twists and turns during the first trimester of gameplay. so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a science experiment gone wrong, then join us now!

Dreamland Slumberfest 1.20

#youtube, debut, Dreamland, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, Lucid Dreamers, Media, member VODs, merch, naptime, Naptomos, New tuber, Nimi Nightmare, reminder, Report, Schedule, Slumberfest, Suggested dreams, twitter, twitter widgets, Unarchived dreams

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got streams, karaoke, and even merch (TBA, but who cares)! Plus, we’re all about that Nimi Nightmare vibe, even though she hasn’t debuted yet (we miss her, man). And don’t even get me started on those Lucid Dreamers and their bait, naptomos – just report, hide, and ignore, bro. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

CatApology Minecraft Server

Agreement, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, cat, CatApology, Communication, Conflict, Destruction, furious, grudge, Heartless, Minecraft, Note, passive aggressive, puzzle, roommate, Server, supervised, Treat, Trust, unreasonable

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2392
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ores Mined:	2247
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	3513
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

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SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

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