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CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3146	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Animals Bred:	179	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8552	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

Anchored, China, Chinas, coastguard ship, CoastguardCraze, diplomatic crisis, east asia, exclusive economic zone, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, maritime dispute, maritime law, military escalation, naval presence, Philippines, Power projection, regional security, sea, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, Tensions, territorial claims, territorial waters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

convenience dining, culinary delights, delicious eats, fast casual dining, food on wheels, food truck, food truck culture, food truck fare, foodie favorites, FoodTruckFrenzy, gourmet food, mobile food vendors, mobile kitchen, mobile meals, on-the-go dining, roadside dining, savory dishes, street food, tasty treats, truck cuisine, unique flavors

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

BrainWaveHeadaches

Brain, brain fluid, brain research, BrainWaveHeadaches, Connection, detailing, DiSRuPtiON, first time, flow of fluid, fluid flow, headache symptoms, headache triggers, Headaches, neurological connection, Neurological Research, neurological symptoms, neurological wave, research, spreading wave, triggers, WAVE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4151	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	3667

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

auto assigned, avalon, Balanced, BETRAYAL, Biome, Civilizations, Cracked, financial conditions, Fresh, INTENSE, life steal, Map, meets, Nations, notsosquare, Plugins, PvP, Risk, rules, Semivanilla, Shrunken, smp, stale, teaming up, Territory, world, world border

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

BdayBuds Minecraft Server

BdayBuds, Birthday, Characters, comma separated, list, long tail, Minecraft, Server, Share, tags, up to 20, with

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9181	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

amusement, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, anonymous user, comedic content, CraftyLlama, digital communication, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmao, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, Server, social media, viral content

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!