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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1541 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.
Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.
So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.
