our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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HighwayHavocCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny! -
Sorry for Creeper Explosion Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and apologies are just a formality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting away with murder and only having to say “sorry” as your punishment. Who needs justice when you can just respawn, am I right?But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between the Chicken Army and their enemies, the Cow Coalition.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia controls the underworld with an iron hoof. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their breakfast?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting your pixelated demise.
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CraftyKyivPrisoner
come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen! -
KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom
Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together! -
BlockyHeartbreaks
Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! -
MethaneMayhemCraft
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD! -
BoomCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎
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Blazin’ Portugal Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where the only thing on fire is the passion for building epic structures! we promise no wildfires here, just epic battles with creepers and zombies! our firefighters are too busy putting out virtual flames to get trapped in any real ones. plus, with seven deaths already in portugal, you’ll want to escape to our server for some much-needed fun and relaxation. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your new minecraft buddies? join now and let the madness begin! -
RabbiWarsCraft
Join our epic Minecraft server where you can avenge the son of a prominent Ukrainian rabbi by battling it out on the frontlines of war with Russia! Build your own fortress, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in intense PvP battles. Will you be the hero that brings peace to this war-torn land, or will you succumb to the chaos and destruction? Join now and show the world what you’re made of!