if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.
oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.
ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.
So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some cobblestone, when suddenly BAM, a wild Ender Dragon appears and starts breakdancing. And you’re just like, “what in the world is happening right now?” But hey, that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server, no biggie.
And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and Netherite armor. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where history is made and heroes turn into villains faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.
Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Join our server and experience the tragic rom-com of a lifetime. Meet Logan, the sweetest guy ever, who is caught in the middle of a love triangle with his childhood BFF Zack and a mysterious 27F. Will Zack’s undying love confession win her heart, or will she choose the door to friendship?
Witness the epic saga unfold as Zack tries to wear down our protagonist for TWO YEARS with his endless love confessions. Will she finally stand up to him and choose her platonic bestie, Logan, or will Zack’s tantrums continue like a bad sequel?
But wait, there’s more! Watch as Logan finally confronts Zack and potentially ruins their 28-year bromance. Will our protagonist be blamed for coming between them, or was it inevitable like Thanos that Logan would notice the disrespectful behavior?
So, are you ready to join our server and become a part of this wild and crazy drama? Trust us, you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else!
join us if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor that makes u look like a disco ball.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a russian spy who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a fishing rod? true story, bro.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. just watch out for the rainbow creepers, they like to explode in a shower of glitter.
Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.
But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.
Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.
So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!
Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!
But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”
DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze
THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.
alimer.godlike.club
| Server Name | The Barnyard |
|---|---|
| Description | A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! |
| Main Mods |
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| Whitelist | Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form. |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server. |
| What are the main mods featured? | Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more. |
| Are there any rules to follow? | Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server. |
| What is the gameplay like? | Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions. |
Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!
So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!
Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.