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HouseWarmingCraft Minecraft Server

anger, bbq, BETRAYAL, Budget, Communication, Disappointment, Dream House, friendship, garden, gardening, Happiness, house buying, house viewing, HouseWarmingCraft, Jealousy, large dog, Minecraft, mortgage rates, mutual friend, offer, Server, UK housing market, Upset

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of house-hunting woes like our friend here? Well, on our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about sneaky friends stealing it from under your nose!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect plot of land, crafting your ideal home, and hosting epic garden parties with your virtual dog (who never needs to be walked)!

Don’t let your friends rain on your parade – on our server, the only competition is who can build the most outrageous, envy-inducing mansion!

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

OpinionatedSisGTFO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, children, Commitment, ENGAGEMENT, family, Happiness, love, Marriage, Naive, OpinionatedSisGTFO, Opinions, Proposal, relationships, Rude, rules, sister, sisterly advice, Stability, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my sister Izzie’s relationship advice? Look no further! Join our server where we believe in the 4-minute rule – if you haven’t built a house in Minecraft within 4 minutes, you’re not serious about survival and you’re a walking redstone block!

Just like Izzie, we have strict rules about commitment and building strong connections with other players. If you haven’t proposed a trade within 4 minutes, you might as well be a creeper blowing up relationships left and right!

But don’t worry, we also support unconventional relationships like mine with my boyfriend of 12 years. We don’t need a Minecraft marriage to be happy, and neither do you! So come join us and prove Izzie wrong – who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough!

DeifDownInCraft

Assassination, Conflict, Deif, DeifDownInCraft, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, Hamas Commander, Hamas Leader, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, News, Palestinian, Politics, SECURITY, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we confirm the craziest things like deif getting rekt by israel! u can be part of the action and witness the madness unfold in our virtual world! build ur own base and defend it from crazy attacks just like deif did (rip deif). join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #minecraftmadness #deifgotowned #israelrules

MetalManiaCraft

cadmium, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic diseases, Cobalt, Copper, death risk, environmental exposure, heavy metals, increased risk, long-term study, metal mixture, metal toxicity, MetalManiaCraft, public health, risk factors, toxic metals, tungsten, uranium, urinary metals, Zinc

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…

This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyAzurLaneServer

alg, Attilio Regolo skin, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, CraftyAzurLaneServer, Discord, EN 6th Anniversary, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, foch meta, Friedrich Carl, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Hammann, Highway Star Rerun, Hwah Jah, Joffre L2D, Kasumi META, Lore, Manjuu Grand Prix Season 3, OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Royal Fortune, RQ skins, Secrets, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, SR Dupleix, SSR L’Audacieux, SSR Strasbourg, Story summary, U-96, wichita meta, Wiki, Zuikaku STI collab skin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

🤣 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic event of all time – the OngoingFrog Event Interlude of Illusions! 🐸 From July 25th to August 7th, you can unlock SSR Strasbourg, SSR L’Audacieux, SR DupleixRQ skins for new botes, and even Hammann, Joffre L2D, U-96Zuikaku STI collab skin! Plus, uncover secrets for Hwah Jah, Friedrich Carl, and Royal Fortune – it’s like a treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! 🏴‍☠️

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we don’t want any lost souls wandering around in the Minecraft world! And just FYI, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we communicate through telepathy, obviously. 🔮

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server filled with endless adventures, crazy events, and a community like no other! Join now and let the fun begin! 🚀 #MinecraftMadness

DePINcraft SMP – Master of Minecraft SMP

$6k budget, alternative assets, cryptocurrency investments, DeFi platforms, DePIN projects, DePINcraft, Financial goals, financial independence, high ROI projects, investment opportunities, long term investments, Master, Minecraft, money management, passive income, passive income streams, portfolio diversification, real estate investments, smp, SOL stacking, stock market investing, wealth building

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of stacking boring old SOL in your Minecraft world? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have a player who literally has $6k to spend each month. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, this player is just throwing money around like it’s nobody’s business. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem, our rich player has got you covered. Need a mansion built for you? Just ask and it shall be done. Join us for the wildest, most extravagant Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got cold hard cash, am I right?

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

arab, black clothing, doc martens, dress code, emo/punkhead, Europe, family conflict, life choices, Minecraft, Muslim, Outfit, parents, personal style, presentable, professional photographer, refusing to spend money, Respect, Server, Shoes, sister’s wedding, tattoos, wedding attire, WeddingCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchantments Applied:	84
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of being judged for your unique style choices? Join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want without anyone telling you what to wear or how to look!

We welcome all emo/punkheads, goths, and rebels who want to build and explore in a judgment-free zone. No need to worry about impressing anyone with fancy outfits or shoes – wear your black doc martens proudly!

Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of being true to yourself. Say goodbye to nagging family members and hello to a community that celebrates individuality.

Join us today and let your creativity run wild in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who needs a professional photographer when you have the freedom to express yourself however you want? Let’s build and explore together in a world where being unique is celebrated!

SisCraft: Blocky Family Drama

blended family challenges, blocky, communication breakdown, Drama, family, family conflict resolution, family counseling, family dynamics, family intervention, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, marriage advice, parenting conflicts, parenting struggles, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCraft, stepfamily issues, teenage drama

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are taken to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build together with someone you absolutely despise, just like in real life! Who needs enemies when you have step-siblings to fight with?

Witness epic battles, glares that could kill, and passive-aggressive comments that will leave you in stitches. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good old family rivalry.

And if you think things couldn’t get any crazier, just wait until you hear about the funeral incident. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama that unfolds on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs peace and harmony when you can have non-stop entertainment instead?

NoJobForAnySalary – Minecraft SMP

career choices, job commitments, Job demands, job ethics, job expectations, job fulfillment, job preferences, job refusal, job rejection, job requirements, job responsibilities, job sacrifices, job satisfaction, job standards, job stress, job values, Minecraft, NoJobForAnySalary, smp, undesirable job, unpleasant job, work-life balance

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll never accept is being a professional chicken wrangler. Why, you ask? Because our chickens are secretly plotting a rebellion against the players and have formed their own chicken mafia. Trust us, you do not want to get on their bad side! So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the chickens rule the roost and chaos reigns supreme.

HateCraftDating

Authenticity, Communication, dating norms, dislike, double standards, emotional intelligence, equality, Expectations, Gender Roles, HateCraftDating, Honesty, love, MODERN, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, romance, societal norms, Traditional, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9193
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	449597

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be swiping is your sword at zombies and skeletons! Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to epic adventures in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to find your player 2. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress someone with your redstone skills or show off your epic castle building abilities? Plus, nothing says romance like fighting off hordes of mobs together under the moonlit sky.

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for a love story that’s truly block-tastic. Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally, diamonds are a valuable resource in Minecraft).