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FamJamCraft: No Compromise!

Cultural differences, family visit, family dynamics, SightSeeing, touristy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, traffic jams, and broken promises!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a player’s fiance and her Asian tourist parents. They’re fighting over who gets to drive to all the touristy spots and take a million pictures. Will they ever reach a compromise? Will the parents ever get to see all the sights they want? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might witness a showdown between a nervous/anxious driver and a stubborn player who refuses to give up their room for guests. Will they ever make peace and let the family stay over? Or will they end up sleeping on an air mattress for eternity?

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions, traffic jams, and family drama that will keep you coming back for more!

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GFDriverSeatOops

Apology, GFDriverSeatOops, Stubborn, resolution, hobby

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

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Flying Car Craze

disbelief, SPEED, complaining, Urban Legends, noise complaints

join our epic minecraft server and you will see FLYING CARS EVERYWHERE. not just any cars, but CREEPER CARS that explode when they crash. it’s like a fireworks show on wheels, but with more BOOM.

we also have a secret underground city where PIGS RULE THE LAND. they wear tiny crowns and ride on saddled chickens, leading their army of zombie villagers into battle. it’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it with your own eyes.

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a GIANT DIAMOND SPAWN that shoots out diamonds like a volcano erupting. you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

so come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic minecraft world you’ve ever seen. just watch out for those flying creepers, they’re a real blast!

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Rustlecraft: Where creepers wear cowboy hats and zombies play banjos!

Server, wizard, Rustlecraft, rp, alliances

Rustlecraft Server Overview

Server IP	64.74.111.46:26408 (All of Fabric 7 – Version 2.4.5)
Description	Rustlecraft is a server that encourages RP and friendly competition. PVP, stealing, and destruction are allowed. Player freedom is prioritized with options for both cozy and dangerous gameplay.
Additional Information	Rules & additional information can be found on our discord: https://discord.gg/XwPwZhDN

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Indiscriminate griefing is not allowed. The server aims to maintain a fun and dynamic environment, not one filled with destruction.

Q: Are there specific rules regarding player conduct?

A: Yes, the server strictly enforces rules against harassment, the use of slurs, and hate symbols. An inclusive and safe environment is prioritized.

Q: How long has the server been active and what is the current player traffic?

A: The server has been around for about a month, and the player traffic is relatively low at the moment. Joining now won’t put you behind most players.

ExcuseCraft: Late for Minecraft!

funny, traffic, punctuality, overslept, Creative

Have you ever heard someone say they were late because they got lost in a virtual world? Well, that’s a totally valid excuse on our Minecraft server! Our world is so immersive and captivating that players often lose track of time and space. One player even claimed they were late to work because they were busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigs in our Nether realm. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous excuses for being late – and maybe even come up with your own wild stories to share with your friends!

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BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

driving habits, law enforcement, traffic rules, Gender Roles, Accidents

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

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ExcuseCraft: Late Again!

family emergency, missed the bus, ExcuseCraft, forgot something at home, stuck in a meeting

Tired of boring old excuses like traffic or oversleeping? Join our Minecraft server and tell your boss you were late because you were too busy fighting off a horde of creepers trying to steal your diamonds! Trust us, they’ll totally understand. Plus, who needs a job when you can spend all day building epic castles and riding pigs into battle? So come join us and make being late for work the most epic adventure of your life!

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SpeedyBlockz

pet peeve, Driving, Etiquette, slow drivers, road rage

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!

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MineTransit Minecraft Server

Tram, MineTransit, accessibility, carpooling, Subway

Are you tired of riding the same old boring bus or train to work or school? Well, hop on board our Minecraft server and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever! Our server is like a magical teleportation device that will whisk you away to a world of endless adventure and excitement.

Imagine this – instead of waiting at a crowded bus stop, you could be exploring vast, beautiful landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and building epic structures with your friends. And the best part? No more delays or cancellations! Our server runs 24/7, so you can jump on anytime and start your Minecraft journey.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons to do your bidding, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew that pixelated creatures could bust a move like that?

So why waste your time on public transportation when you could be living your best Minecraft life on our server? Join us today and say goodbye to boring commutes forever!

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Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic

social trends, crime reduction, craftopia, Community safety, crime

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!

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