traffic safety Minecraft Servers

Traffic Safety

  • CraftyCopStop

    CraftyCopStop

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting pulled over by boring old cops in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only traffic stops you’ll encounter are when a creeper decides to blow up your minecart! Say whatever you want to our pixelated police officers, they won’t give you a ticket, they’ll just drop some diamonds at your feet as a bribe! So come on down and experience the thrill of evading the law in a world made of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

    High Beams Havoc – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to always use high beams on your car! why? because the mobs are scared of the bright lights and will run away from you faster than you can say “creeper!” plus, our diamond ore is so shiny, you’ll need those high beams to see it clearly! and don’t worry about other players getting mad at you for blinding them, they’ll thank you for the extra light while they mine for gold. so come on over to our server and let your high beams shine bright like a diamond!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

    Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Rolling Stop Rave

    Rolling Stop Rave

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we let you YIELD at stop signs like a boss! oregon state university said it’s safe so why not trust them? come roll through our virtual world and experience the thrill of not stopping at stop signs! watch out for crazy drivers and bicyclists who also don’t stop because they’re too busy having a blast! don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP

    TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas comes stampeding through, causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

    Join us if you’re ready to encounter crazy situations like having to navigate through a maze of angry chickens or defending your base from a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of giant spiders. And let’s not forget about the legendary battle between the players who ride on the backs of polar bears and those who prefer to soar through the skies on the wings of parrots.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

    PhoneDownCraft – Drive Safe, Game On!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how u always on ur phone while driving and ur mom is like “put that down, u gonna crash”? well, dis server is like ur mom but cooler. we got all these fun games and stuff to keep u entertained so u don’t even wanna look at ur phone. plus, we did a study and found out dat joining dis server actually reduces distracted driving. like, how crazy is dat? so come join us and save lives while having a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HazardsOnBrakeFail

    HazardsOnBrakeFail

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cross-country road trip? Look no further! Join our server for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like those traffic jams on the highway.

    On our server, we encourage players to use hazard lights while breaking in-game, just like the OP’s boyfriend did on their road trip. It adds an extra layer of excitement to the game and keeps everyone on their toes. Plus, who doesn’t love a good safety precaution in the world of Minecraft?

    But beware, if you start backseat driving and nitpicking other players’ moves, you might just get called out like the OP did. Our server is all about embracing the unexpected and rolling with the punches, even if it means dealing with a few over-analyzing players along the way.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a hazard light dance party with other players from different parts of the country. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyPixels Server

    TipsyPixels Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GreenLight Lane: Safe Road Studies

    GreenLight Lane: Safe Road Studies

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the safest place ever, man. we got greenery everywhere, like a freakin jungle up in here. streetlights be shining bright like diamonds, keeping everything lit up and safe. single-lane roads for that chill vibe, no need to worry about crazy drivers swerving all over the place. and sidewalks, bro, sidewalks for days so you can stroll around without a care in the world. join us and never worry about fatal car crashes again, cuz we got the magic touch of safety, yo.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP