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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	4313
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Mines Excavated:	3651	Star Shards Collected:	116

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Emeralds Found:	4261
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Love Letters Sent:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

Anarchy, challenge, DOMINATE, electrifying, Experience, Fall, GROUNDBREAKING, LifeSteal, Minecraft, power, Realm, Ruler, shadows, Skills, Souls, SoulSteal, strategy, Supremacy, Survival, Top, Ultimate

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Towns Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Channels.., doogFubuki, fbkAyame, Inugamikorone, K5r6n3, last thread, Minecraft, mionSubaru, MO_OKAYU_GU, moguKorone, Nakiriayame, Nekomataokayu, okayu, OKFAMS, oniMio, Ookamimio, Ookamimio_sab, Oozorasubaru, Server, Shirakamifubuki, twitter, Videos, YODAYOsub

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Votes:	3543	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

100 whatevers fighting, Anime, blood censorship, Censorship, colorful characters, early 2000s animation, Enjoyable, full manga adaptation, funny, instant classic, King, law, Law of Ueki, mc, Minecraft, over the top, Shaman King, SHONEN, smp, Tournament, Ueki, Unique abilities, vomiting blood pose, Zatch Bell

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	746	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Votes:	8430	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

aita, Asking for help, bills, blocks, Boyfriend, Communication, Contribute, disability checks, Expectations, Expenses, financial contribution, financial responsibility, financial support, groceries, GroceryCraft, living arrangements, living together, Partnership, relationship, sharing expenses, splitting, Support, under the table job

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

Arrest warrant, arrested, Attorney, celebrity news, court case, criminal charges, DiddyCraft, entertainment industry, famous musician, Hip Hop, legal defense, legal issues, legal proceedings, legal representation, legal trouble, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music mogul, new york, police custody, rapper, Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Votes:	3556
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness