SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

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Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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MineCraftyExcuse

alarm malfunction, bizarre excuse, car trouble, creative excuse, EXCUSE, family emergency, funny excuse, late to work, MineCraftyExcuse, never used excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, out of the ordinary excuse, overslept, pet emergency, public transportation delay, traffic jam, unconventional excuse, unexpected delay, unique excuse, unusual circumstances, work tardiness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

alarm clock failure, bad start, bad weather, car won’t start, dead phone battery, early meeting, flat tire, forgotten lunch, internet outage, lost keys, missed bus, morning routine, MorningMobsMinecraftSMP, noisy neighbors, oversleeping, pet mess, power outage, spilled coffee, traffic jam, wardrobe malfunction, work emergency

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

aggressive drivers, creeper, cutting off, distracted drivers, driving frustrations, Honking, Jam, Ragecraft, road construction, road etiquette, road rage, road rage causes, road rage consequences, road rage incidents, road rage management, road rage prevention, road rage solutions, road rage triggers, road safety, slow drivers, tailgating, traffic, traffic jam

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

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CraftyCreeperz

100 days, admins, ban appeal, ban appeals, banned, banned from website, banned out of context, Bots, CraftyCreeperz, grace period, reddit, Reddit admins, Reddit ban, Reddit ban appeal, Reddit banned appeal, Reddit banned out of context, Reddit bots, Reddit grace period, retard admins, Website

Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our admins are so laid back, they don’t even know how to use ban bots properly. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Plus, rumor has it that after 100 days, all bans are magically lifted by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Ruggers: Where Minecraft meets shag carpeting

Blues, Brumbies, carpeting, chiefs, Crafty, crusaders, Drua, force, FRIDAY, Highlanders, Hurricanes, May 24, May 25, May 26, meets, Minecraft, Moana Pasifika, rebels, reds, Round 14, Rugby, Ruggers, saturday, shag, Sunday, SUPER RUGBY, Waratahs

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of raiders on pigs come charging towards you! Will you be able to defend your fortress and save the day? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in SUPER RUGBY matches within the game! That’s right, you can lead your team to victory while battling it out on the virtual field. Who needs real sports when you can play Minecraft rugby?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Arcturus Factions: The Wild Wild PvP West with Enchants, Payouts, and No Resets! Yeehaw!

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Arcturus Factions & KitPvP ~ play.arcturusmc.xyz

Server IP	play.arcturusmc.xyz

Arcturus is a 1.8.9-1.20.4 Java Minecraft Factions, KitPvP, and Practice PvP server. ~We never reset out servers~; you’ll never lose progress and can return any time. Additionally, ~we never issue bans~. Instead, cheaters are kicked whilst in combat by our anticheat.

Looking forward to seeing you on Arcturus — Arcturus Development Team

Highlights

Custom Prebuilt & Purchasable TNT Cannons 💞
Minemen Club 1.8.9–1.20.4 Practice PvP 💞
Custom Enchants based on PvP/move 💞

Quick Links

Website: https://arcturusmc.xyz 💞
Discord: https://discord.gg/KnuqDcZDEu 💞
Changelog: https://changelog.arcturusmc.xyz 💞

Note: Paypal FactionsTop (IRL $$) Payouts every month!

Some clips by our lovely players: https://youtu.be/XFbwxSlnkU4 and https://youtu.be/UzwGt8xe0nI

Server IP: play.arcturusmc.xyz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Java Minecraft versions 1.8.9 to 1.20.4?	Yes, the server is compatible with Java Minecraft versions 1.8.9 to 1.20.4.
Does the server reset progress?	No, the server never resets progress so players can return at any time without losing their progress.
Are bans issued on the server?	No, cheaters are kicked while in combat by the server’s anticheat instead of being banned.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server includes custom prebuilt and purchasable TNT cannons, Minemen Club practice PvP, and custom enchants based on PvP/move.
Are there regular payouts on the server?	Yes, the server offers Paypal FactionsTop (IRL $$) payouts every month.
Are there official social media channels for the server?	Yes, you can find the server’s website, Discord, and changelog links in the quick links section above.

FumoCraft: Gift’s First Doll Server

anime dolls, big-eyed dolls, chibi dolls, Collectibles, Doll, doll collecting, doll comparison, doll design, doll enthusiasts, doll makers, doll manufacturing, doll market, doll replicas, doll styles, doll trends, FumoCraft, fumos, gift, Gifts, Great Eastern, Japanese dolls, Server, toy history, vintage dolls

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a Fumo doll made by Gift? Well, look no further because our server is the OG of all servers, just like those first Fumos! Join us and experience a world where the blocks have big, adorable eyes and chibi faces just like those cute dolls. Who needs Great Eastern when you can have the original Fumo-inspired server? So come on, join us and let’s build some pixelated cuteness together!

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Crafty McCraftface: Where building is serious business… but not really. #ThrowbackThursday

#internetculture, #JannyFags, #RememberWhen, building, Business, challenge, Crafty, criticism, determination, Fail, growth, Haters, McCraftface, Memories, motivation, Nostalgia, perseverance, positivity, posted, selfimprovement, socialmedia, success, Swift, Throwback, ThrowbackThursday

Are you tired of those pesky Janny fags trying to ruin your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us and show those Janny fags who’s boss by building the most outrageous structures and pulling off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with danger, excitement, and of course, plenty of laughs at the expense of those pesky Janny fags.

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Hzt Nations: Where players PvP with potatoes instead of swords

Adventures, Avatar, Bending, building, camaraderie, Chatting, Community, Discord, Exploration, Exploring, Feedback, Hzt, Journey, Kindness, Minecraft, Nations, patience, Players, positivity, Potatoes, PvP, Respect, Server, Swords

Nations Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Welcome to ‘Nations,’ a Minecraft server inspired by the world of Avatar! As you embark on your journey through our diverse nations and bending arts, we invite you to explore and enjoy our world. Treat fellow adventurers with kindness, keeping interactions positive and enjoyable for everyone. Your contributions, whether building, exploring, or simply chatting, help shape our community into a vibrant and welcoming place.

Description

Welcome to ‘Nations,’ a Minecraft server inspired by the world of Avatar! As you embark on your journey through our diverse nations and bending arts, we invite you to explore and enjoy our world. Treat fellow adventurers with kindness, keeping interactions positive and enjoyable for everyone. Your contributions, whether building, exploring, or simply chatting, help shape our community into a vibrant and welcoming place.

Server Information:

Server IP	194.153.216.227:25670
Discord	https://discord.gg/TUxd8bU9Q7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the ‘Nations’ Minecraft server, enter the IP address: 194.153.216.227:25670 in your Minecraft client.
Can I contribute to building on the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to contribute to building and shaping our world. Just make sure to follow our community guidelines.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP (Player vs Player) is allowed on the server, but we encourage friendly competition and sportsmanship.
How can I connect with other players?	Join our Discord community using the invite link: https://discord.gg/TUxd8bU9Q7 to connect with fellow players, share stories, and stay updated on news and events.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.

SandwichCraft

broken appliance, broken machine, kitchen appliance, kitchen crisis, kitchen dilemma, kitchen disaster, kitchen equipment, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Gadgets, kitchen help, kitchen mishap, kitchen problems, kitchen supplies, Kitchen Tools, Repair, Replacement, sandwich maker, sandwich press, sandwich toaster, SandwichCraft, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of your sandwich maker breaking down and ruining your lunchtime vibes? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical sandwich making machine that never breaks! Just hop on and start crafting those delicious virtual sandwiches to your heart’s content. Who needs a real sandwich maker when you have this amazing feature on our server?

Join us now and never worry about your sandwich making woes again. Plus, rumor has it that if you make the most epic sandwich on the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle sandwich monsters and claim the ultimate sandwich crown. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join our server today and let the sandwich making madness begin!

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CraftyCreeper’s Dating Service: Find Your Blocky Babe Today!

Acting, actress, advice, aspiring actress, attraction, babe, blocky, compatibility, Connections, courtship, CraftyCreepers, DATING, Find, Girlfriend, love, meeting places, networking, non-celebrity, partner, Pursuing, relationships, romance, service, social circles, Tips, Today

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your very own actress girlfriend! That’s right, forget about searching in Hollywood or fancy red carpet events, all the leading ladies are hanging out in our virtual world building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers.

Join our server and you’ll be swarmed by talented actresses looking for their player two. Who needs a dating app when you can woo your leading lady with your epic building skills and impressive redstone contraptions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for love and diamonds today! Who knows, you might even end up starring in your very own Minecraft rom-com.

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ChaosMC: Where Pets Run Wild, Vouchers Expire, and Crates Are Empty

auction house, Balanced Economy, battlepass, blacksmith, ChaosMC, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, donator ranks, Empty, expire, in-game ranks, land claim system, Pets, pvp arena, Quests, RUN, Shop, Shops, smp, Spawners, Vanilla, vouchers, Warps, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	harmony.mc.gg
Server Version	1.20.2+
Discord Code	R9R8DGAWvY

What is HarmonyMC?

HarmonyMC is a Minecraft survival server designed to deliver a community-centered experience. Our server offers features such as custom crates with unique rewards, in-game ranks that you can earn by playing, and player pets to join you on your adventures. We also have daily and weekly quests to keep you engaged.

Our Focus

We see our community as the heart of our server, and we value player feedback to shape our server. Our community-driven approach ensures that updates are based on player needs and preferences.

Our Features

In-Game Shop
Custom Crates
Player Pets
Players Warps and Shops
Daily and Weekly Quests
Free and Premium Battlepass
In-Game Ranks
Donator Ranks
Land Claim System
Custom Enchants
Vanilla Overworld, Nether, and End
Auction House
Blacksmith
PvP Arena
Balanced Economy
Chat Tags
Random Teleport

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I obtain custom crates?	You can obtain custom crates through quests, voting, or on our server store.
Are there PvP restrictions on the server?	PvP is enabled in the wild, but involuntary PvP is not allowed. Keep inventory is enabled.
How do I claim land to prevent griefing?	Type /kit claim in-game to learn how to use our land claim system.
Can I buy in-game ranks with real money?	You can buy in-game ranks with in-game currency or purchase donator ranks on our store.
How can I provide feedback to the server?	We seek out player feedback through regular polls and discussions on our Discord server.

Cuban Salsa Server

Afro-Cuban rhythms, Commercial invention, Cuban, Cuban culture, Cuban identity, cuban music, Cuban traditions, cultural appropriation, cultural heritage, dance music, Folk Music, global music, latin music, Music (Industry), music genre, music history, Music origins, Musical genres, Salsa, Server, Son Cubano, traditional music

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than our builds is our community! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about salsa music – did you know that Cubans actually believe it was a commercial invention stolen from the beloved son cubano genre? Dive into our server and uncover the secrets of the music industry while building epic structures and battling mobs with your new friends. Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations you’ll discover along the way? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

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