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SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

long tail tag, courteous driving, annoyance, slow driving, traffic congestion

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

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Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, missed alarm, missed flight, Nightmare, worst morning

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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MineCraftyExcuse

work tardiness, EXCUSE, unconventional excuse, one-of-a-kind excuse, alarm malfunction

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

power outage, work emergency, traffic jam, noisy neighbors, alarm clock failure

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

gas station, Marriage, Driving, CHIPS, Best Friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

Jam, Ragecraft, traffic, aggressive drivers, road rage causes

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

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CraftyCSTOExitPlan

Russian, long tail tags, CSTO, Privately, armenia

so, liek, u kno how those russian dudes r all liek tryna keep armenia in their club? well, u betta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff goin on than that drama! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our admins are secretly aliens from outer space who will give u unlimited diamonds if u tell them a funny joke. so come join us and be part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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CarCrazeCraft

Safety, vehicle safety, stormy weather, Transportation, danger

yo, dis server be like dat one time u in da car and u be chillin’ while explosions be happenin’ right outside yo window. but like, it ain’t no thang cuz u be safe and sound in dis crazy Minecraft world. join dis server if u wanna feel da adrenaline rush of survivin’ crazy storms and explosions while buildin’ epic structures. it’s like a rollercoaster ride for yo brain, man. come join da madness!

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TraumaCraft: Pain Relief Zone

Relief, Chronic pain, Pain, trauma therapy, mind-body connection

yo, u ever feel like ur minecraft experience is just a pain in the butt? well, fear not my fellow blockheads, cuz we got the solution for u! our server is like therapy for ur minecraft woes, we confront all ur past trauma and stress-related emotions that make u wanna rage quit. join us and say goodbye to chronic pain and hello to epic builds and good vibes. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and start healing ur minecraft soul!

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Bifrost SMP: Not a Smoothie, but Definitely Semi-Vanilla – HermitCraft vibes and no kids allowed on 1.20.6!

Vanilla, Semivanilla, Events, Semi Vanilla, java

Bifrost SMP Overview
Bifrost SMP is a community of Minecraft enthusiasts created by a group of friends in December of 2021. The server focuses on a vanilla play style and community-driven decisions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP is a Minecraft server community that emphasizes vanilla gameplay and community involvement.
When was Bifrost SMP created?	Bifrost SMP was created in December of 2021 by a group of friends.
What is the primary focus of Bifrost SMP?	The primary focus of Bifrost SMP is the JAVA Survival World (Midgard), which reset on May 3. The server also features community projects and events.
How can I apply to join Bifrost SMP?	To apply, join the BifrostSMP Discord and read the rules carefully. The staff will review your application within 12 hours.
What kind of activities are available on Bifrost SMP?	Bifrost SMP offers various activities such as mining events, social game nights, impromptu movie nights, board game nights, Dungeons and Dragons, and more.