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SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, traffic rules, SpeedLimitSloth, driving etiquette, traffic

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

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Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Wake Up, overslept, missed flight, worst morning, flat tire

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

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MineCraftyExcuse

EXCUSE, pet emergency, never used excuse, work tardiness, unconventional excuse

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

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MorningMobsMinecraftSMP

bad weather, spilled coffee, oversleeping, MorningMobsMinecraftSMP, missed bus

Waking up and realizing you’re not on our epic Minecraft SMP server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing bandits, and a secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats (yes, really). Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate block-building master and conquer our crazy challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig. Trust us, your day will never be the same once you join our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

traffic jam, greasy food, Help, Best Friend, car sickness

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam

road rage incidents, traffic, tailgating, slow drivers, Honking

Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!

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WeddingCraft2021

Bridesmaid, WeddingCraft2021, wedding decisions, family conflict, family drama

Are you tired of drama and unwanted guests ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your blocky friends.

Imagine a world where your brother’s daughter can be the flower girl without any interference from jealous ex-girlfriends or nosy sisters-in-law. Picture a wedding procession where your brother proudly carries the rings down the aisle, with no drama in sight.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience and join us today! Because in the world of Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next.

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BlockLinksX LOL Server

digital content, online safety, agree, +x, banning links

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that ban all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! We don’t just allow links to X, we encourage it! Why? Because we believe in living life on the edge and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even build a roller coaster that goes to the moon! And if you’re feeling extra daring, try out our secret underground maze where you can find hidden treasures and maybe even encounter a friendly yeti.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most exhilarating Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to buckle up and hold on tight, because things are about to get wild!

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CanalCrazeCraft

Political unrest, threat of force, Conflict Resolution, central america, international relations

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can build ur own canal and reclaim it from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u! we got protests, threats, and even trump tryna get in on the action. come join us and be a part of the most epic canal battle in minecraft history. who will come out on top? join now to find out!

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EpicEpilepsyCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

accumulation, globally, predisposing, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health

join dis minecraft server cuz we got da most lit players around, like seriously we got a dude who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, it’s insane. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have childhood epilepsy and they have special powers in the game, like being able to fly without wings or summoning diamond swords out of thin air. It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. And get this, they even have a higher chance of developing brain disorders like Alzheimer’s in the game, so it’s like real life but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be epic!

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