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LaneMergeLolz Minecraft SMP

defensive driving, driver communication, driving etiquette, driving habits, lane courtesy, lane discipline, LaneMergeLolz, Minecraft, road behavior, road courtesy, road etiquette, road manners, road safety, Signaling, smp, traffic, traffic awareness, traffic flow, traffic psychology, traffic signals, vehicle positioning, vehicle spacing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear. So like, imagine this, you’re just mining some diamonds, right? And suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you out of nowhere, like what even is that? And then you try to ride one but it starts flying and you’re just soaring through the sky like a majestic llama superhero. It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more. One time, I was building a castle and a bunch of zombies showed up but instead of attacking me, they started breakdancing. Like, what even is that? And then a giant chicken came and challenged me to a dance-off. I mean, who knew chickens had such sick moves, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time I found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. I mean, who wouldn’t want to explore a world made of their favorite snack?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and nothing is ever boring. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those killer llamas, they’re sneaky little buggers.

ReverseParkAdvantage – Minecraft SMP

advantages, backing in, convenience, efficiency, Maneuverability, Minecraft, parallel parking, parking advantages, parking advantages and disadvantages, parking benefits, parking lot, parking safety, parking space, parking strategy, parking technique, parking tips, reverse parking, ReverseParkAdvantage, Safety, smp, traffic flow, vehicle safety, VISIBILITY

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7464
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Emeralds Found:	2790
Chimeras Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Backing into a parking space in our SMP gives you a special power-up that allows you to fly like a majestic eagle through the skies of Minecraft. Who needs elytra when you can just park your virtual car like a boss?

2. Rumor has it that if you back into a parking space three times in a row, a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers will open up. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that party!

3. Our SMP is home to the legendary Parking Lot of Doom, where only the bravest and most skilled players dare to park their virtual cars. Can you navigate through the treacherous obstacles and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of backing into a parking space like never before!

RedstoneGeniusSadist

car sensors, engineering marvel, Frustration, GENIUS, Pressure plate, RedstoneGeniusSadist, road infrastructure, road safety, Sadist, signal light, traffic congestion, traffic control, traffic engineering, traffic flow, traffic management, traffic patterns, traffic signal, traffic system, traffic technology, transportation technology, vehicle detection

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	838	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

hey u, ya u, come join our minecraft server, where we got signal light pressure plates that will blow ur mind. u gotta be a real pro to handle them tho, cuz they require not 1, not 2, but 2-3 cars to activate. yea, u heard me right, u gotta be a freakin’ car juggling master to make it work. but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft world u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6007	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	1461

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Animals Bred:	98	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	690815	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2689
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Potions Brewed:	109

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!