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FosterCraft Minecraft Server

Childhood, Communication, Disappointment, emotions, family dynamics, foster children, FosterCraft, Grandparents, grudge, Help, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, MONEY, neglect, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Sacrifices, Server, Support, Trade, union, upbringing

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Are you tired of being ignored and overshadowed by foster kids on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server where you’ll be the star of the show and get all the attention you deserve!

Just like how the grandparents took OP out for fun adventures, you’ll be taken on epic quests and adventures in our Minecraft world. Say goodbye to being left out and hello to being the VIP player!

Don’t let your parents guilt trip you into giving them all your hard-earned diamonds. On our server, you get to keep all your loot and riches for yourself. No more sharing with unwanted siblings or foster kids!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be the main character of your own story, without any distractions or unwanted guests. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe and show everyone who’s boss!

MineCraftShrinkSaysLol

Breakthrough, Coping skills, emotional well being, empowerment, healing, inner peace, life changing, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, MineCraftShrinkSaysLol, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, transformation

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Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that just make you more stressed? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your therapist be a creeper! That’s right, blow up all your problems with some TNT and watch them disappear in a cloud of pixels. Our virtual world is the perfect place to unleash your inner rage and build a new, stress-free life. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a certified therapist in the world of Minecraft, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to your real-life problems and hello to a blocky paradise on our server!

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Potions Brewed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	269	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4113
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

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FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

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Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Farms Harvested:	266	Runes Activated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	2213	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16