our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!
PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!
Anyway, speaking of Minecraft, have you heard about this server? It’s, like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for, like, two emeralds! It’s bonkers, man!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where Herobrine hangs out and throws the wildest parties. Like, you wouldn’t believe the stuff that goes down there. It’s like a rave, but with zombies and skeletons instead of people.
So, if you’re looking for a good time and some epic adventures, come join our server! You won’t regret it, I promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Sheinbaum herself, just chilling and playing some Minecraft after a crazy motorcade accident. Life is wild, man. Life is wild.
We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!
So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!
WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, CUZ THERE’S A CREEPER ARMY GUARDING IT!
OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CAFFEINE FOUNTAIN THAT MAKES U BUILD FASTER AND JUMP HIGHER? YEAH, IT’S PRETTY EPIC!
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT BY THE CREEPER ARMY, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE. LOL!
| Description | One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 259 weeks in a row. Yippee Ki Yay, Miner Crafters. If you die… you can earn a revive back to the Overworld by beating the weekly Sunday competition. Sundays at 12CT there is also a special Team Competition, going now for 225 weeks now. Current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details in the discord channel. |
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| Server IP | Minecraft multi-player server: gapple.mchost.proDirect IP if you prefer 108.181.149.16:26998 |
| Goal | Stay alive and earn the most points doing it. Score: +1 per minute you stay alive, +1 per experience point you earn. Examples: killing a skeleton earns 3 points, and killing the dragon earns 12,000 points. |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any specific server rules? | Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantages. No hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers. |
| What are the special features of the Apocalypse DataPack? | Players killed by a zombie become a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, web-spinning spiders, defending Ox-Heads, the deadly Litch, Herobrine, and Medusa guarding the Nether. |
| What is the Discord invite link? | https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7 |
| How does the scoring system work on the server? | Players earn +1 point per minute alive and +1 point per experience point earned. Various actions in the game have different point values. |
Our server is so action-packed, you’ll feel like you’re constantly playing in the dark with no supervision, just like those kids in the street! And don’t worry, we have plenty of distractions to keep you entertained, just like this dad who can’t resist showing off his new car instead of watching his son.
So come join us for a chaotic and thrilling experience that will leave you questioning everything, just like this mom who can’t believe her husband’s excuses. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!
Meet Laura, the queen of mental health labels, who will have you questioning your own sanity as she navigates through anxiety, depression, autism, and ADHD all in one Minecraft world. Will she find the diamond of self-discovery or get lost in the caves of confusion? Only time will tell!
Witness Matt’s epic proposal to Grace, complete with a post-engagement party that will make you wish you were invited. But watch out for Laura, who may or may not show up due to her fear of relationship trauma. Will she crash the party or build her own fortress of solitude?
And don’t forget our protagonist, the PTSD survivor who’s not afraid to speak her mind. When the drama hits the fan, she’s there to set the record straight and call out the theatrics. Will she save the day or become the villain in this pixelated soap opera?
Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama of virtual blocks?