Traditions Minecraft Servers

Traditions Minecraft Servers

  • GenZGraveyard

    GenZGraveyard
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7204
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

    On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Country Minecraft Server

    Crafty Country Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 3462
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place in the world where you can find diamond-encrusted llamas that give out free hugs? So come on down and join us because let’s face it, your country could never compete with the craziness that goes down on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyCraft

    GrannyCraft
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 3159
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Towns Built: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2226 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you miss the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft with your grandparents? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine back to those golden days! Join us for a chance to relive all those memories of building epic castles with Grandma and mining for diamonds with Grandpa.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the nostalgia of playing Minecraft with your grandparents, while also embarking on crazy adventures with ninja chickens. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

    Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 4013
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Farms Harvested: 703 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer

    Local Minecraft SMP Cunt Passer
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 6481
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 414 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a strict “local only” policy, so if you can’t pass as a local in your own cunt, then you’re not welcome here.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of outrageous reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out. You’ll need to solve a series of ridiculous riddles to gain access, but trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, we have a giant chicken boss that roams the server, terrorizing anyone who dares to cross its path. Defeat the chicken boss and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that can grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyConfusion

    CraftyConfusion
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8373
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens through a rainbow-filled sky, mining for diamonds while being chased by explosive creepers, and battling evil villagers who have formed a boy band to take over the world!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from the Netherrealm. And don’t forget about our annual llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Scandi Nordics Benelux Minecraft Server

    Scandi Nordics Benelux Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2227
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we have magical flying pigs that soar through the sky and drop diamonds wherever they go. Join now to witness this epic phenomenon and start collecting your piggy riches!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with this funky fella and show off your best dance moves while dodging his teleportation tricks. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhymes. You might even stumble upon a talking sheep who will challenge you to a rap battle for a chance to win a rare enchanted sword. Can you out-rhyme the sheep and claim your prize?

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just the beginning…and a whitelist is required!

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just the beginning…and a whitelist is required!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9422
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Dimension Hops: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Farms Harvested: 230

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Best Worldbuilding and RP Server!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to ingame fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins!

    Plugin
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is joining the Discord mandatory? Yes, joining the Discord is required for all players. In addition, a quick application must be filled out after reading the rules to filter out any undesirable individuals.
    Can players create their own cultures and nations? Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories within the server.
    What types of events are held on the server? Events range from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server

    BrazilianCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Brazilian-themed server where you can explore the beautiful landscapes and vibrant culture of Brazil without ever leaving your computer screen.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual rainforests of our server lies a magical portal that will transport you to the real-life Brazil! That’s right, you could be sipping on caipirinhas on Copacabana beach in no time.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are half-samba dancer, half-jaguar. They will serenade you with catchy Brazilian tunes while protecting you from any creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Brazilian adventure and experience the wonders of this fascinating country from the comfort of your own home. Obrigado!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBroCode

    BlockBroCode
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5139
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Towns Built: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the manliest men out there! Join us if you want to learn the unwritten rules for men, like never wearing pink armor or always having a diamond sword by your side. Our server is so manly, even the creepers wear mustaches and the zombies flex their muscles before attacking. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of testosterone-fueled adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ConeThiefCraft

    ConeThiefCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 7409
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Emeralds Found: 6979
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

    But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

    So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

    CosmicCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 5166
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Crops Grown: 7802
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

    KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7418
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

    WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

    JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

    WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

    SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdFeetNotOP

    BirdFeetNotOP
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 6493
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

    Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 9028
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

    Countdown Schedule:

    • 📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
    • ⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
    • 🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
    • 🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
    • 🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
    • 🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
    • ✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
    • 🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

    IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

    FAQ

    What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

    The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

    How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

    To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

    What is the SMP Release Date?

    The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

    What IP do I use to join the server?

    For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HahaCraft Minecraft Server

    HahaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 4135
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 5371
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Magic Items Found: 8266
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Votes: 5773 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Emeralds Found: 9608

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 595
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6917
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3619 Dragon Eggs Found: 6349
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
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