Traditionalist Minecraft Servers

Traditionalist

  • Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

    Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

    You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPolyNoProbsMC

    NoPolyNoProbsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

    Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCleanFILNoob

    CraftyCleanFILNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Gaming League

    Pixel Gaming League

    New Minecraft Servers

    Pixel Gaming League Overview

    The Pixel Gaming League (PGL) aims to create the largest charity event and fundraiser server that Minecraft has to offer. The majority of our proceeds will be going towards a charity called Extra Life, a charity that utilizes gaming as a tool to bring happiness and joy to patients of all ages who are in desperate need in Hospitals around the United States.

    Volunteer Positions

    Position Description
    Event Management Handle day-to-day operations of events, facilitate communication with sponsors/partners.
    Support Team Handle general inquiries in Discord server and provide billing support for donations.
    Plugin Developer(s) Develop large-scale, lightweight Minecraft plugin solutions.
    Moderators Monitor cheaters in-game, chat, and ensure a safe environment for all participants.

    Requirements

      • Must be at least 16+ years old (18+ preferred)
      • Must have access to Discord, Google, and similar applications
      • Must have access to a functioning computer, mouse, microphone, and headset
      • Must have a resume/CV/portfolio to show previous work

    Contact Information

    Discord: alistairdigital

    Email: [email protected]

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are these paid positions? No, these are volunteer positions until further notice.
    How can I apply for a position? You can contact alistairdigital on Discord or email [email protected].
    What charity does the PGL support? PGL supports Extra Life, a charity that brings joy to patients in hospitals.
    What does the Support Team do? The Support Team handles inquiries in the Discord server and provides billing support for donations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

    Nimi’s Dreamland 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s so crazy, it’s like a mix of Nimi and Fauna vibes, but in blocky pixel form. Join for the ultimate experience of invincible rainbow arrows and phases that are definitely not just a phase.

    If you miss Nimi and Fauna, this server is the place to be. It’s like a virtual reunion of all the best vibes from the internet. Plus, there are grasshoppers and naplings to report, hide, and ignore – because who needs bugs when you can have a wild Minecraft adventure?

    Don’t miss out on this wacky journey through the digital world. Join now and prepare to question reality in the best way possible. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GrandpasGun4Life

    GrandpasGun4Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! So check it, right? This player’s brother is all like, “I want Grandpa’s old hunting rifle for my office,” and the player is like, “Nah, bro, that rifle is my jam.” And then the mom is all like, “Share the family heirlooms, you selfish child!” But the dad is like, “Nah, son, that rifle is yours to keep!”

    Join our server and settle family disputes with pixelated weapons and epic battles! Will you fight for the rifle or let it collect dust in the brother’s office? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama never looked so hilarious in Minecraft! 😂🔫✨ #MinecraftFamilyFeud #PixelatedDrama #JoinNow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP

    CommentDiscardMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out big time.

    First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. But here’s the catch – there’s a dragon guarding it. Yeah, a freaking dragon. But don’t worry, we have a team of ninja turtles ready to help you take it down.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs? Yeah, he’s a real blast at parties.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a real thrill ride, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Whispering Nightmares

    Whispering Nightmares

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

    Whisper the phrase “I love cake” and watch as the ground opens up to reveal a hidden dungeon full of treasure and traps. But be careful, one wrong step and you’ll be surrounded by a horde of zombie chickens!

    Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous Endermen). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, on this server, the only thing scarier than the monsters is the laughter of the moderators as they watch you fall into yet another lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

    there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

    and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EuroCrisisCraft

    EuroCrisisCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZZZ come join our epic Minecraft server where European leaders gather for emergency meetings after Trump shuts them out of Ukraine talks! 😂🤣👑 We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, and you can be a part of it all! Build your own diplomatic headquarters, negotiate peace treaties with other players, and maybe even start a world war (in Minecraft, of course)! 😜🌍 Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself can’t get in – now that’s some serious VIP treatment! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political chaos begin! 🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpTakesOnEurope

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP