Traditionalist Minecraft Servers

Traditionalist

  • Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

    Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

    You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPolyNoProbsMC

    NoPolyNoProbsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

    Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCleanFILNoob

    CraftyCleanFILNoob

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

    But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

    So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join this server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you complete all the quests, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who doesn’t want to be friends with a dancing cow?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPals Job Fair

    PixelPals Job Fair

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude! You gotta join because, like, if you don’t make eye-contact with the camera during your job interview, you’ll get, like, totally wrecked, man! But, like, if you join our server, you’ll learn how to, like, stare into the camera like a pro and get all the job offers, bro! Plus, like, we have this crazy story where this player didn’t make eye-contact and ended up getting a job as a professional llama wrangler in Minecraft. It was, like, totally wild, dude! So, like, come join our server and become a master of eye-contact in job interviews, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ButterCraft: Where the butter flows like gold and the cheaters are squished like bugs!

    ButterCraft: Where the butter flows like gold and the cheaters are squished like bugs!

    New Minecraft Servers

    BudderCraft Overview

    Main Points
    Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
    Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
    Friendly community for all skill levels

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Are mods allowed on the server? No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed for Badlion Client.
    What happens if cheating is detected? Cheating in any form will result in a permanent ban.
    Is toxic behavior tolerated? No, toxic behavior is not tolerated and will lead to consequences.
    Are large scale farms allowed? No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited to maintain game balance.
    Is joining the Discord server mandatory? Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates and feedback.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PixelPings Minecraft Server

    PixelPings Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your phone rings. You answer and hear an Indian accent on the other end. What could it mean? Is it a quest from a mysterious NPC? A secret code to unlock hidden treasures? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a wild ride of unexpected phone calls and epic adventures. Who knows what other surprises await you? Come on, don’t be a blockhead – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

    ProtonCraft Minecraft Server – Better than the Rest!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your email domain? Sick of being labeled as a cock-loving anarchist? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and leave your cock.li and riseup domains behind, because here, we only accept players with Protonmail accounts. Why, you ask? Well, because Protonmail users are obviously the superior beings of the internet, duh.

    Imagine building your virtual castle with fellow Protonmail users, knowing that you are surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand the importance of privacy and security. No more awkward conversations about your questionable email domain at virtual bible study sessions – here, you can proudly flaunt your Protonmail address without fear of judgment.

    So, why wait? Join our exclusive Protonmail-only Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of online gaming. Who knew that choosing an email domain could have such a profound impact on your virtual life?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a russian official! ukraine is pouring troops into our kharkiv region but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us! build your own base and defend it from the invading troops, or join them and cause chaos in the land! we have crazy pvp battles, insane mobs, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos above. come join us and be part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HamasHostageHeistCraft

    HamasHostageHeistCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even israeli intel is shook? well, this server is the bomb dot com (not literally tho, we don’t support terrorism). we knew how hamas was gonna try to take hostages weeks before it even happened, cuz we got that 200 IQ intel, fam. join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the history of ever. we got diamonds for days, creepers that dab, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥🔥🔥.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP