lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).
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OldSchoolLOLZCraft
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TheGridReborn
Old combat mechanics, MCMMO, Factions, Economy, Towns. The Grid Reborn brings back a nostalgic feel of Minecraft. We intend to bring a classic, more vanilla feel back to Minecraft. Back to the golden days of no pay to win, no over the top plug-ins. Remember how good your first Factions server experience felt many years ago? We hope to bring that experience back into your lives. We would be more than happy for you to come join our community.
play.thegrid-mc.com
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CultureCraft WeddingWars
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outshine your friends with your extravagant builds and beautiful skins.Just like the bride who couldn’t handle a little competition, our server is full of players who will do anything to be the center of attention. Wear your cultural attire with pride and watch as others try to bring you down for being too fabulous.
Don’t worry about confirming your outfit choices with anyone, just show up and show out! And if anyone tries to call you out for stealing the spotlight, just remind them that you’re the real star of the show.
Join now for a wedding-worthy experience that will leave you feeling like a princess, or at least a drama queen!
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GrandparentGala Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds and wedding drama! Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.Experience the thrill of choosing sides between your grandparents and your stepmom, just like in real life! Will you honor your mom by including your grandparents in your wedding, or will you side with your dad and stepmom and risk being called a bridezilla? The choice is yours!
Join now for a chance to walk down the aisle with your virtual family members and create your own outrageous wedding story. Who needs traditional weddings when you can have a Minecraft wedding full of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
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RetroCraft: Where We Make ‘Em Better Than They Used To!
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are square and the creepers are extra explodey! we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. if you join now, you might just find a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds and gold.our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. we have a secret club where only the coolest players can join, and we have parties every night with all the mobs from the nether.
if you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, come join us where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are endless. who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of magic and wonder? join now and become a legend in our crazy minecraft universe!
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Redstone ‘Murica Craft
Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆
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BoomerBlockerCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!
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CraftyCreeperDating
Are you tired of being the only one paying for the date? Well, on our Minecraft server, the blocks pay for themselves! That’s right, every time you mine a block, it magically turns into diamonds that you can use to impress your date with a virtual diamond ring. Plus, our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. So why pay for the date when you can mine for love on our server instead? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!
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EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.
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PreggoPranks Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where unexpected surprises are around every corner!Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time you thought you were going to be a parent but it turned out to be a prank! Imagine the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like the uncertainty of waiting for your partner’s period to arrive after a brief moment of unprotected sex.
Don’t worry, we promise there are no real-life pregnancy scares on our server, just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on in and experience the excitement of never knowing what crazy antics will happen next. Just like the time you thought you were going to have to break the news to your traditional parents about a non-existent baby!
Join us now for a rollercoaster of emotions and laughs, because life is too short to not have a good time. And remember, on our server, the only surprises you’ll encounter are the ones that will make you laugh until you cry.