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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

Backlash, ceremony, controversy, cultural appropriation, Event, heathen, Infiltration, metal, Minecraft, Music, Official, Pagan, papist, Papist Church, Performance, protest, Religion, Server, St. Pachamama’s day, Traditional, varg vikerness, Vatican

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	234	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	483248
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6270
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

> Blu Ray Gets Invented Minecraft SMP

anti consumer, blu, Blu-ray, compromise, Computer, Digital, Disk, distributors, Download, external drive, games, INFORMATION, internet, invented, laser, mega HD, Minecraft, online requirements, physical media, RAY, Readers, smp, Traditional

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the power of physical media like never before! Join us as we build our world with the finest laser technology, fitting mega HD on disks while the rest of the digital world goes haywire.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret cave filled with ancient DVDs that held the key to unlocking unlimited power. Legend has it, those who dare to explore will uncover hidden treasures beyond their wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield made of Blu-ray discs, keeping out any pesky griefers or anti-consooomer agendas. Plus, we have a community of players who are as wild and wacky as the stories they tell around the campfire.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where physical media reigns supreme and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy antics and outrageous discoveries await you in our Minecraft SMP!

Clocks Are Japanese Minecraft SMP

antique, ARTISTRY, Clocks, Craftsmanship, culture, Decorative, design, Detailed, HANDCRAFTED, heritage, History, intricate, japanese, Minecraft, ornate, smp, timekeeping, timepieces, Traditional, Unique, vintage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, even Japanese clocks look normal in comparison! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It’s a world where the unexpected is the norm, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about this blocky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. See you there!

> Purest Japanese Woman Minecraft SMP

Ancestry, beauty, culture, Elegant, ethnicity, geisha, graceful, heritage, honorable, japanese, Kimono, long tail, Minecraft, Nihon, NIHONJIN, purest, Refined, respectful, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Traditional, WOMAN, yamato

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	355
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	8534

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is run by the purest Japanese woman you’ll ever meet! She once defeated a creeper with a single karate chop and can build a house faster than you can say “sushi”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja pigs, samurai skeletons, and a whole lot of bamboo! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Japanese woman show you the true meaning of Minecraft madness!

Manly Minecraft Server

Activity, Behavior, Consuming, Consumption, cultural expectations, gender equality, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, manly, Masculinity, masculinity in society, Minecraft, MODERN, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Traditional

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1318	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some testosterone into your gaming experience!

Join us if you want to prove your manliness by battling hordes of zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and your bare fists. Show off your survival skills by building a fortress made entirely out of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Manly Man Mountain, where players can climb to the top and shout their manliest battle cries to the entire server. And if you’re feeling extra brave, take on the challenge of wrestling a pack of rabid wolves with nothing but a stack of raw porkchops.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and conquer the Minecraft world in the most epic way possible, join us now! Because on our server, being a manly man is the only way to play.

Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

Aesthetic, american pizza, Cheese, comparison, crust, cuisine, debate, DELICIOUS, Flavors, Food, Italian pizza, Legends, Minecraft, MODERN, Popular, Preference, presentation, Quality, Sauce, smp, Tasty, toppings, Traditional

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

CousinCraft WeddingGate

Addressed, age difference, aita, assuming, Attention, big deal, Bigots, Bitch, bothered, Cocktail, CONSERVATIVE, CousinCraft, Cousins wedding, distant, DROPPED, Family Events, hurtful, Included, Invitation, invited, Lesbian, loud, making a scene, mean, normal family, not invited, open-minded, ourlastname, Ruining, Siblings, sick, Traditional, wedding day, WeddingGate

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Potions Brewed:	135	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

antiquated, bygone era, classic, couldnt, Discontinued, historical, impossible now, Minecraft, no longer relevant, Nostalgia, not possible today, obsolete, Old fashioned, Outdated, outdated practices, outmoded, past, Retro, smp, Throwback, Today, Traditional, vintage, yesteryear

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Cash Birthday Card Fun

Birthday, birthday card, CARD, Cash, celebration, convenience, Digital, electronic, financial literacy, Fun, generation, gift, gift card, Kids, Millennials, MODERN, MONEY, online shopping, PRESENT, Technology, Traditional, trend

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

yo, u ever get a birthday card and u open it up and there’s CASH inside? it’s like finding a hidden treasure in a pirate ship, but instead of gold doubloons, u get dollar bills, yo. imagine if u could do that in minecraft, but instead of cash, u find diamonds and emeralds everywhere u go. that’s what this server is all about, fam. we got so many treasures hidden in our world, u gonna feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt. come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet loot. plus, we got a secret underground base where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on this server, every day is a birthday card full of surprises.

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Animals Bred:	173	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ores Mined:	9063	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchantments Applied:	88	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	7280
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9060
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3388	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

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FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Potions Brewed:	169	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).