come join our minecraft server where we promote traditional russian spiritual and moral values just like vladimir putin wants!!! build a church, pray to the minecraft gods, and spread love and peace in the virtual world!!! putin himself will log on to check on your progress and maybe even give you a virtual high five!!! who needs real life when you can live out your russian dreams in minecraft??? join now and become a true russian warrior!!! da da da!!!
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PutinCraft: Spreading Russian Values Abroad
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EverestRules Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!
Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!
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BoomerCraft: Back in My Day
Are your parents still living in the Stone Age while you’re out here crafting diamond swords and building epic castles in Minecraft? Then you need to join our server ASAP!Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.
Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!
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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for some truly wild family dynamics! We’ve got a husband who expects you to drop everything for his half-sister, who was homeschooled in the art of household duties. Don’t worry, she’s happily married to a traditional man who controls all communication.Join us for a gynaecologist appointment, shopping trips, and coffee dates that you can’t actually attend because you’re too busy raising your own kids. But hey, at least your husband will guilt trip you for not supporting his only family member! Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and escape into this crazy virtual world? Join now and let the chaos ensue!
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Putin’s Baby Factory
join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮
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Vlad’s Block Party Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where all the players are like, super rich billionaires and they all left their orthodox priest husbands for each other. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! you gotta join this server to see all the drama and scandal unfold. plus, there’s like, diamonds everywhere and you can build a mansion fit for a billionaire. come join the madness, it’s gonna be wild!
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DadBypassed
Are you tired of boring family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first!On our server, you can choose who walks you down the aisle – whether it’s your adoptive father, your mother’s friend, or even a friendly Enderman! No judgment here, just fun and creativity.
Forget about awkward family gatherings and passive-aggressive comments from relatives – on our server, the only thing you’ll be dealing with is creepers trying to blow up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection!).
So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only family you need is your blocky friends!
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MomRageCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your traditional Asian mom throw a massive fuss? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make walking out of a restaurant seem like child’s play.Join us and experience the trauma of a young girl’s passing in a whole new light. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually at the lunch table with your mom, ignoring your requests to change the subject.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re looking to humiliate your mom in front of your SO, our server is the perfect place to do it. Just like walking out of the restaurant, our server will leave your mom speechless and your aunt furious.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the ultimate drama-filled Minecraft adventure!
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Minecraft Matchmaker Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz japan is like, begging people to get married, but, like, who needs a spouse when you can have a minecraft server, amirite? like, forget about the population crisis, we got creeper explosions and diamond mining to worry about. plus, we got this crazy story about a player who built a giant sushi roll out of blocks and now it’s the most popular tourist attraction in the game. so, like, join now and help us create a virtual japan that’s way cooler than the real one. let’s get married to minecraft, baby!
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TransCraft: No Discrimination Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of players, even those who demand diamond armor on a silver platter! Just like the father in this story, we support all players on their journey, whether it’s mining for resources or transitioning to a new gender in-game.Join us for a truly unique experience where you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior fighting off creepers or a builder constructing elaborate structures. And don’t worry about financial limitations – we provide all the virtual diamond blocks you could ever dream of!
So come on over and join our server, where we celebrate individuality and acceptance in the most blocky and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself embroiled in a crazy argument over who gets the last enchanted sword!