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  • BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

    BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

    Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

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  • NormieNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

    NormieNostalgia – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for tickles! And get this, every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of the map and drops buckets of lava on everyone! It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

    But like, the best part is the community, everyone is like a bunch of potato-loving unicorns who just want to build the most ridiculous structures and have dance parties with creepers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely enough. It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond helmet off 24/7!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BoomerCraft SMP

    BoomerCraft SMP
    Lol like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so exclusive that only the Silent, Greatest, or Lost Generation can join. Why? Because they have the most epic skill of all time – knitting! Yeah, you heard me right, knitting is the key to joining this server.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to show off your sick knitting skills, but you also get to participate in epic knitting battles against other players. Imagine a PvP match, but instead of swords and armor, you’re using knitting needles and yarn. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…knitting.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner grandma/grandpa and dominate the knitting scene, come join us on this Minecraft server. Just make sure to bring your A-game and your best pair of knitting needles. Let’s get stitching, baby!

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  • Dad vs Boyfriend: Minecraft Edition

    Dad vs Boyfriend: Minecraft Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where equality reigns supreme? Look no further than our server, where even the creepers are treated with respect! Join us for a chance to build a world where everyone is equal, just like how Nick and his baby are equal partners in childcare.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental family members who just don’t understand. No more slide remarks or belittling comments here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where everyone is valued for who they are.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe even your dad will learn a thing or two about equality and respect along the way!

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  • CraftyMillennials

    CraftyMillennials
    Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

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  • MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer

    MomBroIntimateTextsMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

    On our server, you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your brother can’t snoop through your messages and your mom can’t judge you for being a modern woman. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden by your long-lost uncle who was actually a pirate in disguise.

    But be warned, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Your brother might try to steal your diamonds, and your mom might pop up out of nowhere to scold you for not building a proper farm. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out victorious? Only time will tell.

    So come join our server, where every block tells a story and every creeper explosion adds a twist to your tale. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • ManlyTearsMC

    ManlyTearsMC
    Are you tired of living in a world where men aren’t allowed to shed a tear without being judged? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage all players to cry as much as they want! In fact, we have a designated crying corner where you can let it all out while building your dream castle.

    Join us and be part of a community where emotions run wild and tears flow freely. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends while bonding over your shared love of crying in Minecraft. So come on, let those tears flow and join our server today!

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  • MrsBlockheadCraft

    MrsBlockheadCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

    Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

    So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

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  • LoveCraft SMP

    LoveCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old relationships and intimacy in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back the ancient art of wooing your crush with diamonds and building heart-shaped houses together! Forget about boring date nights, on our server, you’ll be battling mobs together, going on epic adventures, and even having romantic picnics on mountain peaks.

    Join us if you want to experience love in a whole new way in Minecraft. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your partner a rare enchanted sword or a pet creeper? Love is in the air on our server, so come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!

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  • WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

    WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia
    are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

    we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

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