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  • MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

    MommaSaidNoDressSoYes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

    Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

    Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • CraftyCouples

    CraftyCouples
    Are you tired of spending hours building a virtual relationship with your long-time partner in Minecraft, only to realize they still haven’t popped the question? Well, fear not! Join our server and we guarantee that you’ll be married off in no time! Our virtual weddings are the talk of the town, complete with pixelated champagne and a diamond ring made of pure redstone. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

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  • MarriageCraft2024: Birthrate Panic!

    MarriageCraft2024: Birthrate Panic!
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more marriages than China in 2024! Slide on in and fan the flames of love as we build pixelated houses and have Minecraft weddings! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft spouse? Plus, our birthrate is through the roof because our players keep popping out Minecraft babies like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on the craziest love story you’ll ever experience in a virtual world!

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  • CanalCraft: Refugee Edition

    CanalCraft: Refugee Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this syrian refugee dude who went off the deep end! we promise no honor killings here, just good old fashioned block building and zombie slaying. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even miss wearing a headscarf! so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some epic adventures, cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

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  • CoffeeCraftCafe

    CoffeeCraftCafe
    Are you tired of traditional gender roles dictating who pays for coffee when meeting friends and family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, so you won’t have to worry about awkward conversations about who should foot the bill.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be paying for is virtual blocks and adventures. No need to stress about impressing anyone with your wallet, just focus on having a great time with fellow gamers who share your values.

    So come on over and leave those outdated expectations behind. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so liberating? Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, one block at a time.

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  • NormNoMore Minecraft SMP

    NormNoMore Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, flying pigs and rainbow sheep everywhere, it’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like what even is this madness?!

    But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I’m not even kidding, this place is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of derpy players who are just as crazy as you are? It’s a total blast, bro!

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  • 50sThrowback Minecraft SMP

    50sThrowback Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP? It’s like totally lit, you gotta join because we’re going back to the 1950s! Yeah, like the 1950s with poodle skirts and greasers and all that jazz. But get this, there’s a twist – we’re gonna have flying cars and robot butlers! It’s gonna be like Back to the Future meets The Jetsons, but in Minecraft form. And like, the best part is that we have a secret underground bunker filled with pizza and diamonds. So come join us and let’s party like it’s 1955, baby!

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  • GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks

    GovtFreeZone: No Rules, Just Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the government is always trying to control your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from oppressive rules and regulations! Join us and experience the freedom to build, mine, and craft without any interference from pesky bureaucrats.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles for control of the virtual world. Fight off hordes of zombie politicians and corrupt officials as you defend your right to game in peace. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also host weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden pickaxe (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner rebel as you defy the virtual laws of Minecraft and take back control of your gaming destiny!

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  • PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!

    PerfumeCraft: Better Than Gifts!
    Are you tired of being the black sheep in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and passive aggressive Facebook posts on your birthday? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where your favorite color actually matters and where thoughtful gifts are appreciated, not ridiculed. Our server is a safe haven for those who have been deemed the least favorite child in their family and who are tired of being shoo-ed away to babysit the little cousins.

    On our server, you can escape the traditional values of your family and embrace your nerdy hobbies like reading, history, hiking, and trombone playing. No more being made fun of for not fitting in with the rest of your family who only play “dainty” instruments and knit scarves that look like they’ve been through the apocalypse.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of your family gatherings. Build a world where your hobbies are celebrated and where you can finally feel appreciated for who you are. Plus, we have virtual vanilla scented lotion and body mist for all your relaxation needs!

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  • PixelatedPanic

    PixelatedPanic
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and mundane? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret that has been gradually disappearing over the last 20 years and only the chosen ones can uncover it!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of danger. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, guarded by ancient creatures and protected by powerful enchantments.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride into battle on the back of one of these majestic beasts and conquer your enemies in style.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic quest in Minecraft history. Who knows what secrets you will uncover and what wonders you will witness. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

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