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TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Magic Items Found:	4218	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!

BoomerCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6186	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.

But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!

Brits and Blocks: The Minecraft Server Where Tea and Creepers Collide

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Towns Built:	10
Divine Spears Created:	18	Zombie Dances:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7325
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us in the land of chaos and madness where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

In our “troubled times edition,” you’ll embark on epic quests to save the world from an army of evil chickens led by a deranged sheep named Sir Baaalot. Team up with your fellow players to build fortresses made entirely out of cake and defend against hordes of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of block stacking. If you can beat the Blocktopus, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that can turn any block into a stack of diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most chaotic adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets the absurd >films the most hilarious acts of perversity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Emeralds Found:	5373
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pixelation to a whole new level! Ever wanted to hide your pixelated bits with just 10 pixels on the tip of your penis or clitoris? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us as we embark on quests to film the most degenerate acts of perverse sexual degradation that even the most twisted minds can conceive. Who knew that building pixelated structures could lead to such scandalous shenanigans?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as insanely based as the japs (whatever that means)? Trust us, once you step foot into our pixelated world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let the madness begin!

OldFartCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle the smell

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a woman’s vaginal odor as she ages? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll have you saying “What’s that smell?!” But don’t worry, it’s just the scent of adventure and fun waiting for you around every corner. Join us and experience the ups and downs of Minecraft like never before – just like the ups and downs of a woman’s vaginal odor!

FratCraft: Where Cunts and Maxxing Collide

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Farms Harvested:	203
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where we have frat boys running around in diamond armor, flexing their muscles and maxxing out their enchantments like it’s nobody’s business!

We’ve got a special event where every full moon, a giant frat party erupts in the middle of the server, complete with keg stands, beer pong tournaments, and even a dance-off to see who can do the best floss dance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can challenge the frat boys to a game of “drink or die” – if you win, you get all their loot, but if you lose, you have to chug a potion of poison!

So come join our server for a wild and crazy time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just make sure to bring your party hat and your best frat boy impression!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5687
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate in craziness and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move and the skeletons breakdance. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the insanity for yourself? Will they ever be surpassed? Probably not, because we’re too busy having a blast to even think about it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Internet is Still Stuck in 2016

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	241	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of feeling ancient on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and escape the woes of aging memes and nostalgia! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days of blocky graphics and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where 9/11 was just a distant memory and Pizza Hut from 1991 was still up for grabs. On our server, you can build your own Pizza Hut replica and defend it from any nostalgic thieves who try to take it from you.

But that’s not all – we also have Spongebob-themed challenges where you can prove once and for all that the old episodes were truly the best. Dive into the nostalgia of Bikini Bottom and show off your building skills in our underwater world.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the internet in a hilarious and absurd way. Who knows, you might even discover a secret time portal hidden in the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft!

Pixelated Paradise: The “Is This Art Style Called Minecraft?” Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic art styles? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of avant-garde pixel perfection! Join us and experience the mind-blowing art style that we like to call “Pixel Picasso meets Minecraft Madness.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with blocky wonders and suddenly, you stumble upon a towering structure made entirely out of rainbow-colored sheep. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman DJ?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who commands an army of warrior chickens ready to defend their coop at all costs. Join us now and become part of this wacky world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyCreepers: Where SAARS teach kids to deal with rapists in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7049	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1258	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Animals Bred:	155
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we teach our players how to deal with creepers and grievers like a boss from a young age! Just like SAARS teaches their kids how to handle rapists, we teach our players how to handle any troublemakers in the game. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected friendships along the way. Who knows, you might even become a master at fending off those pesky Endermen with just a flick of your wrist! So come on, join us and show those Minecraft baddies who’s boss!

Creepers to Keepers: Where Former Enemies Become Allies

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	4949	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate plot twist – your former enemy becomes your ally! Imagine teaming up with the player who used to grief your builds and steal your diamonds, now fighting side by side against the mobs and other players. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for the most dramatic Minecraft experience of your life!