Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the stone age? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of ancient and modern technology! We still use dial-up internet to give you that authentic 90s gaming experience. And forget about fancy shaders and texture packs, we exclusively play in black and white to really make those creepers pop! Join us for a wild ride through time and see if you can survive in our wacky world of outdated tech!
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TechNostalgia Minecraft SMP
ancient technology, antique technology, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, Minecraft, nostalgic gadgets, nostalgic technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school tech, old technologies, outdated gadgets, outdated technologies, retro gadgets, retro tech, smp, TechNostalgia, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology
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BoomerCraft
ancient technology, antiquated technology, BoomerCraft, classic gadgets, classic technology, legacy gadgets, legacy technology, obsolete technology, old school gadgets, old school technology, old tech devices, outdated gadgets, outdated technology, retro technology, satisfied with old technology, satisfied with outdated technology, still using old technology, traditional gadgets, traditional technology, vintage gadgets, vintage technology
Are you still using a potato-powered computer from the Stone Age? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server runs on a hamster wheel generator, ensuring that you’ll never run out of power (as long as the hamster keeps running, of course).Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
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BlockyBolivia Minecraft Server
Armed Forces, authoritarianism, BlockyBolivia, Bolivia, Civil unrest, COUP, Crisis, Democracy, FEARS, Government, La Paz, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, mobilize, political instability, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Rise, security concerns, Server, south america, Unrest
come join our minecraft server where we have BOLIVIA ARMED FORCES MOBILIZING IN LA PAZ but dont worry, its just to protect our precious diamonds from creepers and zombies! our players are so skilled they can take down any threat, even a potential coup! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, where the only thing rising is your level of fun! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? grab your pickaxe and join the madness today!
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PalacePanicCraft
apparent, Bolivia, Chaos, Civil unrest, coup attempt, Democracy, Government, Latin America, military intervention, opposition, PalacePanicCraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, president, Presidential Palace, protest, Rebellion, revolution, SECURITY, south america, Stormed, Unrest
lol join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the bolivia presidential palace coup every day! build your own palace and defend it from crazy players trying to take over! experience the thrill of political intrigue and chaos in a blocky world! who will emerge as the ultimate ruler of this wacky server? come find out and join the madness today!
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YouthSportzCraft
#Drop out, Adults, Benefits, childhood development, Commitment, dropout rates, enjoyment, Exercise, Fun, long term, mental health, Mental well-being, motivation, Participation, physical activity, socialization, study, team sports, well-being, youth sports, YouthSportzCraft
join our epic minecraft server for the most insane mental health benefits you will ever experience! forget therapy, just play on our server and you will be cured of all your problems!we have had players who were once depressed and anxious, but after playing on our server for just a few hours, they were suddenly cured! it’s like magic, but better!
don’t be one of those kids who drop out, keep playing on our server and you will be happier than ever before! we guarantee it or your money back! oh wait, it’s free to play so you have nothing to lose!
come join us and experience the joy and excitement of our server. who needs therapy when you have minecraft?
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SecoMC
agriculture, Businesses, Challenges, Characters, companies, Corruption, detective, Economy, Industries, Investments, Kingdom, MCMMO, Mining, Npcs, politicians, Properties, prosperity, resistance, Roleplay, stock market, Story, Survival, Traders
The SecoMC server is set in a land called Secovia, a once-prosperous kingdom that has fallen on hard times. The kingdom’s economy was built on mining and agriculture, but as resources became scarce, the kingdom’s economy began to decline. In an effort to revive the economy, the king created a stock market, where players could invest in various companies and industries in the hopes of turning a profit.
However, not all is well in Secovia. A group of corrupt traders and politicians, known as the “Black Hand,” have been manipulating the stock market for their own gain. They have been buying up companies and industries, driving prices up and leaving many players broke.
As a player, you have joined SecoMC and have heard about this corrupt group. You have been tasked by a group of resistance to uncover the truth about the Black Hand and put a stop to their illegal activities.
To do this, you will have to build your own properties, manage your own businesses, and invest in the stock market. Along the way, you will have to overcome challenges and obstacles put in place by the Black Hand. As you progress through the story, you will encounter NPCs and characters who will help you in your quest, such as a stock market expert, a property developer and a detective.
As you progress through the story, you will have to complete different levels of difficulty and different rewards will be granted upon completion of different stages of the story.
Ultimately, your goal is to defeat the Black Hand, restore order to Secovia’s economy, and bring prosperity back to the kingdom.
join.secomc.com
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LilithPro
1.8.8, account verification, browser, Chrome, Client, Cross-Play, free, java, LilithPro, Minecraft, PC, SurvivalThis server can play in WEB BROWSER or Java or BE client! You can visit it on PC using Chrome, or use a client! The game version is 1.8.8, it’s free, and no account verification.
mc.lilith.pro
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Xapros SMP: Where even the cows party harder than the players! 1.21 fun with events!
age, base, Builds, Cows, Discord, Events, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Harder, holiday, Lag, Land Claims, Minigames, Mods, new players, Party, Players, Reset, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, stealing, tps, Uptime, Whitelist, world, xapros
About Us We have holiday themed events every few months filled with minigames and collectable items! We’re whitelist only so no dealing with random rogue players π We have 5-15 different players who log on daily We always have many new people, so no matter the age of our world, you’ll never be behind! Zero lag and 24/7 uptime We’re a no reset server so your base will always be saved no matter how inactive you are No land claims, tps or any immersion breaking mods that take you out of the vanilla feeling Strict rules against stealing/hacking/griefing! Some of our builds: https://imgur.com/a/R8w0cZ9 Join the discord to apply! https://discord.com/invite/NeekSj856k FAQ
Question Answer How can I join the server? You can join by applying on our Discord server. Is there a whitelist? Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure only trusted players join. Are there any rules? Yes, we have strict rules against stealing, hacking, and griefing. Can I build wherever I want? While there are no land claims, we encourage respectful building within the server. Is the server always online? Yes, we have 24/7 uptime with zero lag. Will my progress be saved? Yes, we are a no reset server so your base will always be saved.
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CleverCraft Minecraft Server
battlefield intelligence, careful strategy, CleverCraft, cleverness, delayed actions, Delays, impulsive decisions, long delays, military history, military strategy, Minecraft, patient approach, prolonged waiting, quick decisions, rush to battle, Server, strategic planning, stupid haste, Swift Action, tactical thinking, thoughtful tactics, War, wisdom in war
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles where players use their wits to outsmart their opponents in the most ridiculous ways possible.Our server is known for its insane stories of players pulling off the most outrageous stunts to win battles. From building giant chicken armies to launching themselves out of cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.
So why wait around on other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of “stupid haste in war cleverness”? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!
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LostCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you lost in the vast world of Minecraft, wandering aimlessly like a confused chicken? Fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and confusion! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees.But beware, for the land is also home to mischievous leprechauns who will try to steal your diamonds and replace them with potatoes. Don’t let their tricks deter you, for the rewards of joining our server are endless.
Build towering castles, ride on the backs of dragons, and engage in epic battles with evil llamas who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this absurdly entertaining journey!
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BoundariesCraft
afterthought, Airbnb, Boundaries, BoundariesCraft, cousins, Disrespect, Drama, equality, family trip, huffy, master bedroom, puffy, red carpet, Respect, sharing room, Siblings, Significant Other, single, uncle, Value, widower
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players – unless you’re single, apparently! Join us for a wild adventure where sharing a room with your mom is the ultimate test of survival skills.Immerse yourself in the drama of family dynamics as you navigate through awkward sleeping arrangements and passive-aggressive comments from your relatives. Will you stand up for yourself like a true warrior, or will you cave under the pressure and share a room with your mom for the sake of “family harmony”?
Experience the thrill of being called selfish for wanting your own space, and the joy of being labeled as dramatic for simply standing up for yourself. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have family drama to mine through?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family vacation showdown! Remember, in this world, the real treasure is the lessons you learn about boundaries and self-respect.
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CraftyBolivia Minecraft Server
army units, authoritarianism, Bolivia, Civil unrest, CraftyBolivia, Democracy, government criticism, human rights violations, irregular mobilization, Latin America, military control, military deployment, military intervention, Minecraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, Political unrest, power struggle, president, PROTESTS, Server, social unrest, south america
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with llamas and creepers! our server is so cool even Bolivia’s president is talking about it! he said our army of players is so epic, it’s like an irregular mobilization of army units! join now to see what all the hype is about and maybe even become the next president of Bolivia in the virtual world of minecraft! let’s get this party started, gamers!