Traditional Split MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SAHMcraft: Expecting More

ordering out, Trash, cleaning, Meltdown, grocery shopping

Are you tired of real-life drama and arguments over who does what in the household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle!

On our server, you can take on the role of a master builder, a fearless explorer, or a redstone genius. No more arguing over who should do the dishes or take out the trash – in this virtual world, the only limit is your imagination!

Imagine a world where ordering takeout 5 nights a week is not only acceptable, but encouraged! Build a virtual kitchen where you never have to worry about cooking again. And if your spouse complains about the mess, just tell them to put away your virtual suits themselves!

Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave the real-world responsibilities behind. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night mining for diamonds and battling creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life arguments – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last enchanted golden apple!

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DaddyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Stereotypes, DaddyCraft, seeking stability, relationships

Are you tired of dating immature boys who can’t even mine a diamond in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is full of older, experienced players who will be your Minecraft “daddy” and show you the ways of the blocky world. Join us for a chance to find your perfect Minecraft sugar daddy and build a virtual empire together! Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft daddy who will protect you from creepers and shower you with virtual diamonds? Join now and experience the age gap love in the world of blocks!

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MangaMania Minecraft SMP

Danmei Success, Bookstore Experience, Bookstore Changes, danmei, webtoons

Are you tired of boring old bookstores with the same old manga selection? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is the place to be for all your manga needs! We’ve got a manga section that’s been transformed into a webtoon wonderland, complete with artbooks that will make your eyes pop out of your head.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Danmei section that’s stocked with romance novels that will make you blush harder than a creeper caught in broad daylight. Who needs light novels when you’ve got Danmei taking over the world?

Join our server now and experience a bookstore like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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ExWifeGriefNoDebt

MONEY, college debts, standing my ground, Failed, fitness level

Are you tired of being judged for not being ripped enough by your ex-wife and her personal trainer? Do you want to escape the drama of family disputes and college debt demands? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world where your muscles don’t matter and where your daughter can’t guilt trip you into paying off her student loans. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without the stress of family drama following you around.

Don’t let your ex-wife and her gym buddies bring you down – join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time. Plus, we have a special “No Family Drama” rule, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips or demands for money.

So come on over and join us on our server – where the only weight you’ll be lifting is virtual blocks, not the emotional baggage from your past relationships. See you in the game!

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DeathCope Minecraft SMP

DeathCope, Therapy, Support, Minecraft, coping mechanisms

Are you tired of facing the grim reaper in Minecraft every time you venture out into the world? Well, fear no more because on our server, death is just a minor inconvenience! We have a team of magical unicorns that will revive you every time you die, no questions asked. Plus, our resident zombie pigman chef cooks up the most delicious post-death meals you’ve ever tasted. So come join us and say goodbye to the fear of death in Minecraft!

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UninstallMePlsMC

UninstallMePlsMC, 3. Can’t delete apps, 2. Annoying apps, 6. Useless apps, 5. Mobile apps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t let you delete apps? Well, look no further because on our server, you can delete ANY app you want! That’s right, say goodbye to that pesky calculator app that you never use or that annoying weather app that always gets the forecast wrong. Join us and experience the freedom of app-deleting in Minecraft like never before! Plus, rumor has it that if you delete the right app, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of pancakes. Don’t miss out on the app-deleting adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

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MoxVirusMadness

Virus, Democratic Republic of Congo, expected, Healthcare, Equipment

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah, i want something more EXCITING? well, guess what, this server is like, the craziest thing u will ever experience in ur life.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. but not just any zombie apocalypse, these zombies are like, super fast and smart. u gotta build ur base, gather supplies, and fight off the undead horde.

oh, and did i mention there are also mutant creatures roaming around? like, giant spiders that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into a million tiny creepers. it’s INSANE.

but wait, there’s more. there are also secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and traps. u gotta be super sneaky and smart to navigate through them.

so, if u want a minecraft server that will keep u on the edge of ur seat and make u question ur sanity, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

University of Helsinki, natural populations, conservation strategies, genepool, Endangered species

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

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Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Supernatural, yuji itadori, collectible card game, Magic, If Sukuna was a magic card

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

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ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

last minute, ExcuseMeImCrafting, short notice, new job, Comedy Show

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

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