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FireLitPottyRooms
come join our epic minecraft server where chamber pots are still a thing but instead of stinky odors, they give off magical sparkles that make your room smell like rainbows and unicorn farts. our torches and candles not only light up the place but also double as disco balls for impromptu dance parties. who needs air fresheners when you have chamber pots and fire? join now for a smelly good time! -
RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
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CraftyCultureShock
cross-cultural experiences, social norms, experiencing new perspectives, unfamiliar food, foreign languagesAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like traveling to a whole new world! The biggest culture shock you’ll experience here is when you realize that pigs can talk and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret village of llamas who are actually undercover spies plotting to take over the server! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now! -
Cultural envy SMP
Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we embrace traditions from all cultures, like the ancient tradition of building giant pyramids out of diamond blocks to honor our pet llamas. Our server is a melting pot of wacky customs and rituals, from performing a synchronized dance every time we find a rare ore to hosting llama beauty pageants where the winner gets to wear a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). -
CulturalCraft SMP: GlobalTraditions
Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the only cultural tradition we follow is building giant statues of our favorite snacks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!Join us and be part of a community where every player must wear a chicken suit while playing, because why not? We also have a tradition of hosting weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to bring good luck to anyone who finds it. So come join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become the richest player on the server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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DesertCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our lit minecraft server where the land is like a desert but without the heat stroke, u feel me? we got farms for days but the crops be strugglin’ cuz of this crazy drought. join us and help save sicily’s farming heritage before it’s too late!we got cows that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay golden eggs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). our community is like a big ol’ family, except with more explosions and less awkward family dinners.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure to save sicily’s farming heritage and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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BoomerBowsAndBacks
Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where people over 40 in Japan throw their backs out while bowing? Well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be! Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while dodging flying old folks with bad backs! It’s like a real-life game of dodgeball, but with more back pain! Join now for a chance to witness this hilariously absurd spectacle and maybe even join in on the fun! Who needs normal Minecraft servers when you can have this level of insanity?! Let’s get weird, baby! -
Minecraft Server: NoFemGenMutilBan
LOL come join our Minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like banning female genital mutilation in Gambia parliament! our speaker says it’s all about the crazy adventures and building epic structures in the game. Plus, who needs boring laws when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like in Gambia parliament! -
TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun
so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.
and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.
so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!