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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4960 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!
