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Psychedelic Memory Boost Server
come join our minecraft server, where we give out free ayahuasca to all players! get ready to enhance your memory and remember where you left your diamond pickaxe! but be warned, you might start seeing creepers dancing to dubstep in your mind, but hey, at least you’ll remember where you put your diamonds! join now for a trippy adventure like no other! -
Tapirira’s Anti-MineCraft Fun
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumtin, dis server is so lit that even da Tapirira guianensis extracts are all up in dis bizness. dey got dat antimalarial and anticancer potential in vitro, like wut even is dat? but it’s all good cuz dey got dem bioactive compounds dat will blow ur mind. so if u wanna have a blast and get ur mind blown, join dis server and let’s get wild together! -
BabyWeight Boosters Server
so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!
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Wild West Therapy Town
yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together! -
ChasteCraft: Menstrual Mayhem
hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! imagine a place where u can mine and build to ur heart’s content, but also have the chance to battle giant chaste trees! that’s right, our server is infested with these crazy trees that will attack u if u get too close. but don’t worry, they drop rare loot that will help u on ur minecraft journey. plus, our server has the most epic combination products for menstrual cycle disorders that will make ur gameplay experience even more wild. so what r u waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for urself! -
PotionHealzMC
come join our epic minecraft server where the potions are real and will make you heal faster than a speeding bullet! imagine drinking a red liquid and suddenly feeling invincible, like you can take on anything that comes your way. our potions are so powerful, they’ll have you feeling like a superhero in no time. so why wait? join now and start chugging those healing potions like there’s no tomorrow! who needs medicine when you’ve got magical potions on our server? it’s like being in a fantasy world where anything is possible, even healing faster just by drinking a potion. don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to become a potion-drinking warrior on our server! -
ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! -
CraftyPCOS: ArtemisRx
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE HAVING A BLAST AND LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER! WHY, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN! AND NOT JUST ANY DIAMONDS, BUT DIAMONDS THAT CAN TALK AND TELL YOU JOKES! IMAGINE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A DIAMOND, IT’S HILARIOUS!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS WHO THROW PARTIES EVERY NIGHT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN DANCE WITH MERMAIDS AND EAT SEAWEED SNACKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR! YOU CAN USE THOSE EGGS TO BUY CRAZY WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU UNSTOPPABLE IN BATTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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RomanBathBacteriaBrawl
yo yo yo come join our server where we got some crazy stuff happenin’ like antibiotic bacteria fightin’ off E. coli like it’s nobody’s business! we got Roman Baths in England where you can chill and watch these tiny warriors battle it out. it’s like a microscopic gladiator fight, but with bacteria! who wouldn’t wanna see that? join now for the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft history!