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Side Profile Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, Country, cultural norms, facial features, facial structure, Gender Roles, global standards, male attractiveness, male beauty, male characteristics, masculine, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, national identity, physical appearance, physical traits, profile, Server, Side, side profile, societal expectations, traditional ideals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	62	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	1082	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of blending in with the boring side profiles of your fellow countrymen? Do you long for a side profile that screams “masculine” from every angle? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you the most chiseled, jaw-dropping side profile you’ve ever seen!

Join us and witness the magic as our expert builders sculpt your side profile into a work of art, complete with a perfectly angled jawline and a nose that could cut through diamonds. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Beard of Power” quest, where players must embark on a hair-raising adventure to grow the most epic beard in all of Minecraft history.

So if you’re ready to show off your manly side profile and conquer the Beard of Power quest, join us on our server today! Who knew Minecraft could make you look THIS good?

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ores Mined:	5185
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	154
Mines Excavated:	2927	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magic Items Found:	7137	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1507
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	153	Astral Projections Made:	2
Towns Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchantments Applied:	103	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!