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Disk Dash AcuCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
TongueTechMed: AI Diagnose Fun
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our AI algorithm is like a freakin’ doctor, man! It can look at your tongue and tell you if you got diabetes, a stroke, asthma, or even freakin’ COVID-19! Like, who needs a real doctor when you got a virtual one in Minecraft, amirite? Plus, it’s like, using ancient Chinese medicine techniques from 2000 years ago, so you know it’s legit AF. Come join us and let our AI doc check out your tongue, yo! It’s like, the future of healthcare, but in a blocky world. -
NeedleCraft SMP: Acupuncture Feels Lit
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate relaxation session! Our cute Asian masseuse will be waiting for you in-game to massage all your knots away. Needles in your back for 35 minutes? No problem, we’ve got you covered with our virtual acupuncture services. And of course, what’s a spa day without some soothing oil rubbed on your back? It’s all incredibly cash and totally worth joining our server for! So come on in and let us pamper you like never before in the world of Minecraft! -
Crafted Dreamers 1.21.2
>LOL join this Minecraft server bro, we got virtual cuckolding for days>Your shy introvert wife can finally get the attention she deserves in our pixelated world>No need for dating apps, just log on and watch as another man’s blocky cock finds its way to her heart (and other places)>It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a therapist’s couch -
BlockyBedroomBlunders
unexpected situations, BlockyBedroomBlunders, strange experiences, awkward hookups, kinky encountersAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual incident in Minecraft form – whether it involves llamas, creepers, or even a bed made entirely out of diamonds! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on over and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13, we have kids playing too (just kidding, we don’t, but it sounded good). -
EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u kno dat place where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, like fo realz. we got all da cool peeps and we build da craziest stuff u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken dat lays diamonds instead of eggs, how cool is dat?? and if u join our server, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine like a million blocks in one hit. it’s like, totally OP, but in a good way, ya feel me? plus, we got this secret underground city where all da cool kids hang out and have dance parties every night. u don’t wanna miss out on dat, trust me. so come join us and be part of da coolest Minecraft server in da universe, no joke. oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat breathes fire and protects us from creepers? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s have some epic adventures together! -
CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. -
BlockyPhD to Prof
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out. It’s like a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.Join our server and you’ll be part of the elite 40% who didn’t leave academia, but instead chose to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world. We have postdoctoral researchers who will teach you how to craft the most epic weapons and armor, so you can slay dragons and zombies like a boss.
If you want to land a coveted position as a faculty member on our server, all you gotta do is build a highly cited pixel art masterpiece. And if you change your research topic from building castles to breeding llamas, you’ll be on the fast track to success.
Plus, if you move abroad to our server from your boring old single player world, you’ll be greeted with open arms and a virtual welcome wagon full of diamonds and emeralds. So come join us on this wild ride of academic excellence and virtual adventures!
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Melio
Melio Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name Melio Version Java 1.21.4 Features No land-claiming or chest locks, custom world generation, VanillaTweaks, CoreProtect, optional voice chat Location Western US FAQ
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Q: What is the application process like?
A: Filling the application form takes 5-10 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
Q: What kind of players are welcome on Melio?
A: Players of all playstyles and backgrounds are welcome, aiming to be an inclusive safe space.
Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?
A: We enforce strict rules, especially regarding theft. We also avoid certain features like warps, McMMO, and money plugins.
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Virtual Mindscape 1.20.6
Yo, bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where all the players are actually vtubers? It’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality, man. And get this – they’re all super talented and hilarious, but in a totally autistic way. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but you can’t look away because it’s just too damn entertaining.Join this server if you want to experience the chaotic energy of a bunch of vtubers trying to survive in a blocky world. It’s like a mix of comedy gold and absolute madness, with a sprinkle of questionable life choices. And hey, who doesn’t love a good dose of cringe every now and then?
So come on, jump into this virtual rabbit hole and witness the wonders of vtuber autism in all its glory. Just be prepared to question your own sanity along the way. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.