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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3069 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4329 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 716 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.
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So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”
