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AI-WeatherCraft: Fast & Accurate!
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally insane, bro. You gotta join because, get this, Google developed this crazy weather forecasting thingy for the server. It’s like a mix of physics and AI and stuff. So now, when you’re building your epic castle or whatever, you’ll know exactly when it’s gonna rain so you can like, grab your umbrella or something. Plus, it’s super fast and saves energy, which is like, totally cool. So yeah, join this server and be the ultimate weather wizard of Minecraft! -
CraftyCulinaryPartyPalooza
Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family for your amazing culinary skills? Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm without any entitled relatives demanding free catering services!We understand the struggles of being a talented chef in a world full of freeloaders. That’s why our server is a safe haven for all aspiring chefs who just want to cook in peace without being guilt-tripped into catering massive family events for free.
Imagine a world where your cooking skills are appreciated and respected, where you can whip up delicious virtual dishes without anyone expecting you to cater their engagement party for 50+ people. On our server, the only thing you’ll be catering to is your own creativity and passion for cooking.
So say goodbye to entitled relatives and hello to a community of fellow chefs who understand the value of your hard-earned skills. Join our Minecraft server now and start cooking up a storm without any family drama getting in your way!
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SweCraft Minecraft Server
join dis minecraft server and be like swedish troops joinin forces in latvia but in minecraft world. u will be part of epic mission in nato to conquer all da creepers and zombies. u will be armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor to take down all da enemies. come join da fun and be part of da epic battle for survival. plus, u get to build epic castles and houses to show off to all da other players. so come on, join now and be part of da action-packed adventure! -
KurskCraft: Ukraine Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is advancing 5km inside russia but dont worry, the battles are raging in our new kursk offensive minigame!why join? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is trying to join to see what all the fuss is about. we have epic pvp battles, crazy custom mobs that will make you pee your pants, and a community of players who are more loyal than a dog to its owner.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like being able to mine diamonds with your mind and ride dragons into battle. plus, our staff team is so dedicated that they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure the server was running smoothly.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become part of the epic ukraine-russia conflict that is taking minecraft by storm!
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Warped
Welcome to Warped SMP
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Our community is friendly and welcoming, and we are always looking for new members to join us on our server.
Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric and uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons and any modifications are discussed and voted on by the community.
Community
We have a diverse player base and encourage community collaboration through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, with laid-back rules to keep drama to a minimum.
How To Join
If you’re interested in joining our server, please join our Discord and follow the application process.
Important Links
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Do you have plans to reset the server? No, we have no plans to reset the server at the moment. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for our players. What kind of modifications are allowed on the server? We only use quality-of-life datapacks and avoid game-changing additions that go beyond vanilla mechanics. How can I join the community? Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member of Warped SMP. -
TsunX – Land of Echoes 1.21
Amemachi Hanabi, Giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town, Chikafuji LisaYo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy peeps like a stinky succubus, a recovering menhera, and a freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new GF! Plus, we got a tall, handsome, rich chad king of the Shima Kingdom – like, what more could you ask for? Join now and become part of the chaos with the embodiment of chaos herself, Nini Yuuna. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, bro! #PandaPussyEdition #MinecraftMadness -
HospitalLoveCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the hospital! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the turbulent waters of relationships and workplace dynamics.Are you a nurse looking for a job? Well, look no further! Our server offers plenty of opportunities for employment, even if your significant other is trying to keep you out of their workplace. Who needs a stable income when you can have a front row seat to the drama?
Join now and witness the epic battles between love and career, as our players fight for their right to work wherever they please. Will they find a compromise or will the drama never end? Only one way to find out – join our server today!
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NoSelfAwarenessMC SMP
LOL, if they haven’t joined this EPIC Minecraft SMP yet! Like, seriously, if you’re not on this server, do you even exist, bro? We’ve got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started. We’ve got zombie pigmen riding on creepers, it’s like a circus up in here. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of dirt. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna join the coolest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up! Or don’t, and live a sad, diamond-less existence. Your choice, bro. -
ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
TariffCraft FunLand
join our minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic experience ever! we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that fart glitter, and creepers that dance the macarena!every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.