Traditional Advice MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftMistakes

obsolete suggestions, outdated advice, antiquated tips, traditional tips, traditional suggestions

Are you tired of hearing the same old advice like “don’t talk to strangers” or “don’t play with fire”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to do the exact opposite! Talk to ALL the strangers and set EVERYTHING on fire!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and madness is celebrated.

So say goodbye to boring, outdated advice and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good!

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BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

current advice, older generations, generational advice, past advice, updated advice

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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BlockCraftMemes

life advice, timeless advice, upbringing, words of wisdom, wisdom

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

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BlockyLife Minecraft Server

generic advice, overrated advice, popular advice, bad advice, misguided advice

Are you tired of boring old life advice that doesn’t actually help you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest life advice that actually works! Want to know how to find diamonds in the game? Just follow our advice on how to talk to chickens and they’ll lead you straight to the goods. Need help building a castle? We’ll teach you how to negotiate with creepers to do all the heavy lifting for you. So why waste your time with boring old advice when you can join our server and learn the real secrets to success in Minecraft!

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GymBuddyGoneMad Minecraft Server

MEMBERSHIP, degree pursuit, gym schedule, GymBuddyGoneMad, feed cat

Yo, so like, imagine this dude from work, right? He be hittin’ me up ALL the time after I left that seasonal job. Like, bruh, I ain’t your therapist or somethin’!

Then he asked me to feed his cat while he on vacation. I did it, cuz I like cats, but then he be sendin’ me pics from his trip and complainin’ about bein’ with his mom. Like, I ain’t care, man!

He even sent me his gym schedule and asked me to join him. I was like, nah bro, I got my own gym routine. And then he talkin’ ’bout gettin’ another degree and I’m like, how I’m ‘sposed to support you with that?

Dude got all confused and we ain’t texted since. It’s a win-win, ya know? So, if you wanna join a server where drama be poppin’ off like this, come join us! Plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour! Let’s get this bread, fam!

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SisCleaner9000

Respect, Conflict Resolution, family, Manipulation, Shaming

🌟🔥👾 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES AND CRAZIEST STORIES! 👾🔥🌟

🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪

👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥

🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯

🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥

🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀

😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥

JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀

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AlienGreetzMC SMP

Curiosity, welcome, otherworldly beings, unknown beings, intergalactic visitors

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

elon musk, Craft, Ethics, firing, medicaid

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

government revenue, wealth tax, fiscal policy, defense investment, economic strategy

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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CraftyTariffWars

international relations, negotiations, Canada, disagreement, Leaders

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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