Tradition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CatCallCraft

pet ownership, pet care, pet, Naming, love

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

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Blocky Wisdom

quotes, Saying, Repetition, Generational, wisdom

Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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BroProBlockerCraft

Wedding, Proposal, Respect, Communication, emotions

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of keeping the spotlight on the bride and groom! Just like in this wild wedding story, we make sure that all attention is on YOU and your Minecraft adventures.

Imagine logging on to our server and having your brother try to propose to his Minecraft girlfriend right in the middle of your epic build battle. No way, Jose! We keep the focus on you and your pixelated dreams.

Don’t worry about upsetting family members or ruining someone’s big moment – on our server, it’s all about YOU. So join us now and let’s make some Minecraft memories that are all about YOU, just like a wedding should be!

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SurnameCraft

compromise, multicultural, double barrel, Patriarchal, SurnameCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you forget about your real-life problems.

Imagine a world where your in-game surname translates to a slang term for a body part in a made-up language. Will you face the teasing and embrace your unique identity like a boss? Or will you cave under the pressure and change your name to fit in with the crowd?

Join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the ultimate decision-making that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs marriage counseling when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on, join us and let’s see if you would be the AH for keeping your in-game surname!

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DadTagz Minecraft Server

Honor, sentimental, Decorative, Individuality, controversy

Hey there! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as wearing dog tags without being in the military? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hiding your dog tags under your shirt just like our player hides their true intentions in the game. Who needs a purpose when you can just look cool, am I right?

Just like our player honors their dad by wearing those tags, you can honor your gaming skills by dominating our server. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you based on your age or appearance like that grumpy old man at the train station.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures just like those hidden dog tags. See you in the game!

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Mystic Realm of Ina’s Quest 1.20.6

Gender Roles, girlplap, social norms, Inas, peer influence

OMG, like, you HAVE to join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever, where you can girlslap Ina all day long! Like, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? It’s like a virtual girlslapping paradise, but with blocks and stuff. And the best part is, you can team up with other players to create the ultimate girlslapping squad! So if you’re into that sort of thing, then this server is definitely for you. Join now and start slapping away!

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NoGFNoEntryCraft

Party, NoGFNoEntryCraft, red, photos, Rude

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles over the color of virtual clothing.

Imagine a world where players fight tooth and nail over who gets to wear white in a virtual party. Will Sarah show up in white against all odds? Will the Christmas card photo be forever tainted by the drama? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling and ridiculous scenarios.

Join now and be part of the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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Tea War No More Server

British, Boycott, Conflict, tea, protest

come join our minecraft server, where we have tea parties every day but no one drinks the tea because americans went to war over it and now they’re like “nah mate, we don’t want that bloody tea!” instead, we have epic battles with tea bags flying everywhere, it’s a real tea-riffic time. plus, we have a secret underground tea society where we plot world domination through the power of tea. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs peace when you can have a tea party war instead?

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HeirloomHoarderMC

Gold bracelet, sister, refusal, HeirloomHoarderMC, family heirloom

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

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TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

raincoat, TeaAndCrumpets, tea, smp, BBC

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

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