GrampsGoneWild Minecraft Server

family, personal choice, Minecraft, Self-expression, name..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family BBQs and honor your own name in peace! Are you tired of being pressured to use a nickname that doesn’t feel like you? Join us and be whoever you want to be, whether it’s Tommy, Tom, or even T-Bone!

On our server, you can build your own virtual tribute to your great grandpa Thomas, or create a whole new persona that’s completely separate from family expectations. Embrace your individuality and show the world that you are your own person, not just a walking tribute to someone else’s memory.

Join now and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone goes by their middle names. The possibilities are endless on our server – come be a part of the fun!

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ConceptionCraft: Celebrate Your Beginnings!

societal expectation, personal holiday, BEGINNINGS, ignored tradition, once a year

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more shenanigans than a llama in a minecart! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. That chicken became the mayor of our server and declared every day to be a party day! We have more parties than a creeper has explosions, and let me tell you, they are lit!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the disco sheep. Legend has it that if you find and shear a disco sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! Who needs diamonds when you have disco sheep wishes?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! We promise you’ll have more fun than a pig in a mud bath. And remember, on our server, every day is a celebration – even your conception day! Don’t ask us how we know when that is, just roll with it. See you in the game, party animals!

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GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

memorial, death, long tail tag, tradition, Respect

lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

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CraftyMine Holiday: Mine, Build, Party!

holiday ideas, Community, joy, BUILD, Happiness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. This land was ruled by a mighty unicorn named Sparklebutt, who declared a new holiday called “Taco Tuesday Every Day”. On this holiday, players must wear sombreros and eat tacos while riding llamas through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks. The winner of the maze gets a golden taco filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us on this wacky server and celebrate Taco Tuesday Every Day like never before!

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TurkeyHeelBloodCityJudge

turkey, heel blood, tradition, child welfare, Unnecessary

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we collect heel blood from newborn babies for fun! The city judge said it was unnecessary, but who cares about rules when you can join us in this wild adventure! Build your own baby heel blood collection center and show off your twisted creativity to the world! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy community where anything goes! Join now and let the madness begin!

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‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

CREEPERS, patriotism, MineCraftinMerica, American dream, heritage

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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NoThankYouCardsNeeded

tradition, personalized, Elopement, attendees, Jams

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP wedding guest list? Look no further! Our server is so small and intimate, it’s like an elopement-style ceremony with only 8 players allowed at a time. You’ll feel like family with our tight-knit community of players.

And just like a fancy wedding favor, we give out the most luxurious gifts to our players. Forget diamonds, we’re talking about gourmet food baskets with specialty cheese, wine, crackers, and jams. Your inventory will be so full of delicious treats, you won’t know what to eat first!

But beware, just like in-laws who expect a thank-you card for every little thing, some players on our server might expect a personalized message for every block you mine. So if you’re ready for a server with drama as juicy as a wedding reception, join us now!

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NationalFruitGamer Minecraft SMP

Fruit, juicy, Symbolic, exotic fruits, patriotism

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover the hidden national fruit of every country in the world! From the majestic Durian of Malaysia to the mysterious Ackee of Jamaica, you’ll embark on a fruity adventure like never before. But be warned, some fruits may be guarded by dangerous mobs like the dreaded Pineapple Creeper or the Banana Bandit. Will you be able to collect them all and become the ultimate fruit master? Join now and find out!

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Surviving Vanilla with a Semi-Anarchy twist! PvP enabled, No Crystal PvP, and Crossplay ready! Join now!

crystal, Legacy, Axes, crystal pvp, Bows

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

So why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla.
Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

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Question	Answer
Is hacked clients allowed on the server?	No, we do not allow hacked clients on sVanilla Survival.
Is there a PvP meta on the server?	Crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows for a more balanced PvP experience.
Are there any quality of life modifications?	Yes, we have implemented teleport, ignore, and sethome commands for player convenience.
Is there an economy plugin on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players through bartering.
Is the map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset, allowing player creations to stand as a legacy.

PronounceMyCraft

last name, acceptance, Boundaries, pride, culture

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your last name can cause drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with mispronunciations, family feuds, and linguistic battles.

Are you tired of boring last names that everyone can pronounce? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos of unique names with lots of consonants in repetition. Who needs a simple last name when you can have one that confuses everyone around you?

Join us and experience the thrill of asserting your right to pronounce your own name however you want. Take a stand against the tyranny of incorrect pronunciations and show the world that you are the master of your own linguistic destiny.

But beware, family members may try to hold onto outdated pronunciations from decades past. Will you stand your ground and demand the respect you deserve? Or will you let them continue to butcher your name in front of your friends and colleagues?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the name battles begin! It’s a virtual world where last names reign supreme and drama is always just around the corner. Join us now and show the world that you are not to be messed with when it comes to pronouncing your own name!

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Tradition

sVanilla Survival: The Original SMP Experience for java & bedrock geyser.

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