Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player /trash/. Legend has it that one day, /trash/ decided to carve a pumpkin in-game. But instead of a normal Jack-o’-lantern, they accidentally created a pumpkin that shot out fireworks and played dubstep music whenever you looked at it. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the madness that awaits you on this server. So come join us and see what kind of wacky adventures you can get yourself into!
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Trash Pumpkin Carver Minecraft SMP
autumn, carve, carver, carving, Community, Craft, Creative, creativity, decoration, diy, Festive, Fun, Halloween, holiday, inspiration, Jack o lantern, Minecraft, Pumpkin, sharing, smp, spooky, tradition, Trash
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The H/a/lloween Costume Contest Minecraft SMP
celebration, Competition, Contest, contestants, costume, costume contest, creativity, dress up, Event, EXCITEMENT, Festive, Fun, Halloween, Judges, Masks, Minecraft, October, outfits, participants, Prizes, Scary, smp, spooky, tradition
Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Halloween all year round! Our costume contest is the spookiest event of the year, with prizes that will make you scream (in a good way, we promise).Join us if you dare, as we have players dressing up as everything from creepers to witches to even a block of dirt (yes, someone actually did that). The competition is fierce, with players using their creativity to come up with the most outrageous costumes you’ve ever seen.
But beware, there are rumors of a ghostly player who haunts the server, stealing diamonds and leaving behind a trail of pumpkin seeds. Will you be brave enough to face them in the costume contest?
So come on down to our haunted Minecraft SMP and show off your spooky side. Who knows, you might just win the grand prize of a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea). See you there, if you dare!
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NonJewishGF in Minecraft SMP
acceptance, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, culture clash, disapproval, family dynamics, feminism, Girlfriend, interfaith, Jewish, Liberalism, Marriage, marriage expectations, Minecraft, NonJewishGF, parents, relationships, Religion, smp, societal norms, tradition, VALUES, yenta
Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life? Do you want to escape the clutches of your yenta mother and find a girlfriend who shares your love for Minecraft? Look no further than our wacky SMP server!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream world, make new friends, and maybe even find a girlfriend who isn’t Jewish (gasp!). Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter their background or beliefs. Plus, who knows, you might even find a Jewish girl who is a pro at building epic structures and battling mobs.
So come on down to our crazy SMP server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs parental approval when you have a whole community of fellow players who have your back? Join now and let the fun begin!
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Happy Minecraft SMP Diwali Deepawali!
celebration, Community, culture, decorations, Deepawali, diwali, family, FESTIVAL, fireworks, Friends, Happiness, Happy, Happy Diwali, India, joy, lights, Minecraft, Prayers, Rituals, smp, spirituality, sweets, tradition, UnityAre you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Diwali celebrations, where we blow up creepers instead of lighting fireworks! Our community is full of players who love to party and have a blast, quite literally. So come join us and experience a Diwali like never before, with more TNT than you can shake a stick at! Who needs traditional celebrations when you can have a Minecraft Diwali extravaganza? See you there, and Happy Diwali!
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Santa’s North Pole Minecraft Server
celebration, children, chimney, christmas, cultural icon, festive season, folklore, gift giving, global tradition, holiday, jolly old man, Magic, Minecraft, mythical figure, north, north pole, Pole, reindeer, Saint Nicholas, Santa Claus, Santas, Server, Sleigh, tradition, Winter
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more magical than Santa’s workshop? Well, look no further because our server is where Santa Claus goes to unwind after a long night of delivering presents! That’s right, Santa himself is a regular player on our server, building snowmen and mining for diamonds when he’s not busy spreading holiday cheer. And if Santa doesn’t visit your country, don’t worry – we have our own version of Santa who rides a llama instead of a sleigh and delivers presents made out of enchanted golden apples. So come join us for a jolly good time and experience the holiday spirit all year round!
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Country Fragrance Minecraft Server
beauty, Country, culture, fashion, Fragrance, fragrance brand, fragrance choice, fragrance notes, fragrance preference, fragrance review, fragrance scent, fragrance selection, Grooming, Lifestyle, Minecraft, perfume, personal care, scent, Server, soap, tradition
Join our Minecraft server because we have players who wear soap-scented armor for good luck! Legend has it that wearing this armor will make you invincible in battle and attract rare mobs to your side. Plus, our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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Future Minecraft SMP
capitalism, cultural heritage, Democracy, Diversity, education, Ethics, Future, Globalization, Identity, Individualism, innovation, Minecraft, morality, Multiculturalism, progress, smp, societal norms, society, Technology, tradition, western culture, Western values
Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the same old Western values and culture? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we throw all that out the window and embrace the chaos!Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing creeper. Yes, you read that right. Our llamas are trained in the art of synchronized dancing and our creepers have some killer moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely out of potatoes and insists on being addressed as “Your Spudliness.” Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of evil chickens with nothing but a baked potato.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. And maybe a spare potato or two, just in case.
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Region of the Country Minecraft SMP
Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE
Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!
Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?
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Pixel Tokyo Minecraft Server
comparison, culture, Development, Diversity, Globalization, Happiness, Happy, Impact, influence, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, Modernity, perspective, PIXEL, progress, Reflection, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, TOKYO, tradition, Western countries, world
Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild west of chaos and mayhem!Join us as we wreak havoc on the virtual world, causing mischief and mayhem wherever we go. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of insanity and laughter, where the only rule is to have fun. So come on, join us and let’s show those western countries what real chaos looks like!
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Hilo Mexa Minecraft Server
art, chicano, Community, culture, Edition, Food, heritage, HiLo, Hispanic, History, Identity, Latino, Literature, mex, Mexa, Mexican-American, Minecraft, Music, pride, Server, tradition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Chicano edition server is here to spice things up!Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft, where you’ll encounter taco mobs, piñata loot drops, and even a secret underground salsa dance party.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary El Luchador, a mysterious wrestler who challenges players to epic battles in the ring of fire. Defeat him and you’ll earn the title of Taco Champion and unlimited guacamole for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Chicano edition server today and get ready for a fiesta like no other! ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
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Santa’s Dark Delivery Service
BELIEF, child labor, chimney, christmas, controversy, Dark, Delivery, Ethics, folklore, gift giving, holiday, legend, morality, Myth, naughty or nice, north pole, obesity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Santas, service, tradition, trespassinghey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like santa claus on steroids, but not the good kind of steroids, like the ones that make u eat too many cookies and break into people’s houses.on dis server, u can be like santa claus but without all the creepy stuff. u can build ur own workshop and make toys for all the little minecraft villagers. u can even have ur own team of reindeer to fly around and deliver presents.
but watch out, there’s a grinch on the loose who’s trying to steal all the presents and ruin christmas for everyone. u gotta team up with ur friends and stop him before it’s too late.
so come join dis server and spread some holiday cheer, or else santa might put u on the naughty list. ho ho ho!
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Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge
ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, traditionAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!
But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
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BaguetteCraft Minecraft Server
Baby name, BaguetteCraft, controversy, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, emotional, family, French name, friend conflict, grandmother, heritage, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed heritage, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, social norms, tradition, Tribute
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all cultures, even if it’s just 1/16th of your DNA! Join us and name your virtual baby Léonie, because why not pay tribute to your half-French grandmother in a pixelated world?Don’t worry about offending anyone here, unless you build a pixelated Eiffel Tower and claim it as your own. Then we might have to have a virtual intervention. But hey, it’s all in good fun!
So come on over and let’s build a virtual world filled with cultural appreciation and questionable baby names. Who knows, maybe Ava will log on and realize that Minecraft is a place for creativity, not cultural appropriation drama. Let’s block and roll, baby!
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CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.
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NecklaceNaziCraft
Borrowing, bride, Choice, falling out, family heirloom, family pressure, family tradition, generations, grandmother, grudges, Honor, life choices, Necklace, NecklaceNaziCraft, one day, Petty, reconciliation, selfish, sister, tradition, WeddingAre you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.
Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.
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Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft
addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning
If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”
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CapitalCraft Gang Wars
Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons
come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!
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SoupBowlChampagne
Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutescome join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.
so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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TacoCraft Minecraft Server
central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraftAre you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
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LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server
9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problemWelcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
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DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL
alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing togetherWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!
Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!
So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?
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RainbowCraft: IDF Secrets Uncovered
Brutal treatment, discrimination, Hamas secrets, Hebrew phrasebooks, idf, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ equality movement, LGBTQ members, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violations, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ issues, RainbowCraft, Secrets, Uncoveredhey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we treat lgbtq members like royalty! we have hebrew phrasebooks for all our players so they can communicate with the idf and uncover top secret hamas info! join now for a wild ride full of surprises and adventure! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a hamas spy, then maybe you will regret it a little bit. but still, come join us for the fun!
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SneakerCraftRichWatchers
affluent individuals, collector’s items, designer footwear, exclusive items, expensive hobbies, extravagant possessions, fashion accessories, fashion trends, high-end sneakers, investment pieces, luxury lifestyle, luxury watches, opulent possessions, rich people, sneaker collections, SneakerCraftRichWatchers, statement pieces, status symbols, timepieces, watch collections, wealth displaylol join dis epic minecraft server where u can flex ur block collection like it’s a sneaker collection for rich ppl. we got diamonds for days and u can show off ur swaggy builds to all ur blocky friends. come join us and be the king of the block world, no cap. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure in the mines, u will unlock the power to fly like a majestic blocky bird. yolo, join now and let’s get this block party started!
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SpudCraft: Where the only thing smoother than our potatoes is our gameplay!
Anti-Griefing, application, build projects, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Events, Game Nights, gameplay, hermitcraft, Interactive, Mature, Multiplayer Sleep, Potatoes, Redstone, shopping district, SMOOTHER, smp, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chatSpudCraft Overview
Features A trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy travel back to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a few weeks old. Now is the perfect time to join if you’ve been looking for a new server!
Join the Discord and submit your application here.
FAQ
What is SpudCraft?
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
What do we have to offer?
- A trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
- An easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
- A simple voice chat mod, just like in HermitCraft!
- Purely vanilla, excluding essential datapacks
- A 15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons (some exceptions may apply)
- A kind, mature, and interactive community both in-game and in voice chats
- Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
- A BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
- Custom world generation, no mods required
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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
abstract, abstract expressionism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Artistic, Colorful, colorful shapes, Contemporary, Creative, Detailed, digital art, digital painting, eye-catching, geometric, intricate design, intricate patterns, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Server, squeeb, Unique, vibrantAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs. They were greeted by a talking llama who led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Along the way, they battled evil creepers riding on top of giant spiders and even took a ride on a roller coaster made entirely of TNT.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest pixel art of a derpy cat wearing a top hat. And every Friday night, we host a disco party in the Nether complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning records.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us at squeeb! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers?