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Humid Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds getting all soggy and moldy because of the high humidity in your world? Join our SMP where we have a secret underground dehumidifier that will keep your builds dry and crispy!

But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!

TradeCraft Minecraft Server

learn trading, Minecraft, online trading, Server, snake oil, Tradecraft, Trading, trading advice, trading community, trading courses, trading education, trading knowledge, trading market, trading mentors, trading mindset, trading pitfalls, trading platforms, trading resources, trading scams, trading skills, Trading Strategies, trading success, trading tips

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Animals Bred:	61	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

RegretfulRemakesMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Disappointment, do-over, film industry, Flop, Hollywood, letdown, made, movie remake, Never, Nostalgia, original, Reboot, redo, regret, RegretfulRemakesMC, Revamp, smp, Unnecessary, Unoriginal, wish

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	7545
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a server where we have recreated every single movie remake ever made in block form! From the disastrous Ghostbusters remake to the cringe-worthy Lion King remake, we’ve got it all! Join us for a hilarious journey through the world of blocky movie remakes and see if you can survive the insanity! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden block in the server, you’ll be transported to a dimension where all movie remakes are actually good! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

DailyBlockFun

consistent behavior, daily activities, daily commitment, daily consistency, daily devotion, daily discipline, daily grind, daily habits, daily persistence, daily practice, daily regimen, daily ritual, daily routine, daily schedule, daily tasks, daily tradition, DailyBlockFun, everyday life, habits

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens every time you log on! Forget boring old routines, on our server you’ll never know what wacky adventure awaits you next. From riding pigs into battle against evil villagers to building a giant statue of a potato, the possibilities are endless. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey on the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyCIAAgent Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

come join our minecraft server where former CIA officer turned minecraft pro is building a secret spy base to take over the world! he’s got a secret underground lab where he experiments on unsuspecting players, turning them into mutant creatures with super powers! join now to be a part of his evil plan to dominate the minecraft universe and become a powerful minion in his army of chaos! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! don’t miss out on the fun and madness, join now!

XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3457
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	3810
Mines Excavated:	4149	Battle Standards Raised:	7

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	119
Star Shards Collected:	245	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	129
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!