But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!
Join us and experience the thrill of making smart money moves in the virtual world. Our experienced players have been shilling the best crypto currencies since 2017, predicting ICOs like a boss, and even swinging links at Sibos 1.0 (whatever that means)!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to rotate your salty walties into VEN before it changes into VET. Trust us, we know what we’re talking about. So come join us and let’s make some smart money moves together! Remember, you’ve been warned. 😉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #SmartMoneyMoves #CryptoCraze
Join us and experience the thrill of risking it all with leverage trading. Who needs safety and caution when you can live on the edge and potentially lose everything in the blink of an eye? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your virtual currency, but way more fun!
Don’t listen to the naysayers who say it’s not possible to be profitable with leverage trading. They just haven’t experienced the magic of our server yet. Trust us, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time. Just be prepared for some wild ups and downs along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness of leverage trading take you on a wild ride to financial freedom (or bankruptcy, but let’s not focus on the negatives)!
And get this, you can even shill your 499view oshi here, like, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up. We’re talking about the big leagues here, folks.
Check out the numbers for the top indie vtubers, like Vei with 5,380 viewers or Dokibird with 5,092 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like Orkpod with 3,832 viewers, keeping it real in Russian.
So, if you’re tired of the corpo vtubers and want to support the small independent talents, come join this Minecraft server. We’ve got all the guides, archives, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) to keep you in the loop.
And hey, if you’re into ducks, we’ve got Dashducks streaming too. So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let’s get this party started!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful player in all the land!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly PvP tournaments where you can battle it out with other players for glory and prizes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
Picture this: Trump and Putin are fighting over who gets the last enchanted apple, while Zelensky is trying to build a peace treaty out of dirt blocks. It’s chaos, it’s madness, and it’s all happening in our Minecraft world.
So come join us, where alliances are formed over stacks of emeralds and wars are fought with enchanted swords. Who needs real world politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, land claims or protection plugins are not available on the server. |
| Are world resets common? | No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding. |
| What changes are made to gameplay? | Minor quality of life changes like obtaining player heads by killing players and using cookies to prevent phantom spawning without moving your bed. |
| Are there any teleportation commands? | No, commands like /tpa, /warp, and /home are not available on the server. |
| Is there an economy system? | No, the server strives to provide a true vanilla survival experience without currency, factions, or economy plugins. |
We got creepers dropping sick beats, zombies dancing like there’s no tomorrow, and skeletons trying to breakdance (spoiler alert: they suck at it).
If you want to experience the ultimate musical Minecraft madness, then come join us on this server! Just remember to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wild!
Our SUV can only fit five players, but who cares? Let’s CRAM four people in the back without seatbelts because saving $50 on a parking pass is totally worth it! Who needs laws when you can have FUN, amirite?
Don’t be a party pooper like the OP in this story, come join us and live life on the edge! We don’t care about tickets or safety, we just want to have a wild time in Minecraft! Plus, we have unemployed players who will do anything to save a few bucks, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy ride!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s see how many players we can fit in a single car! It’s gonna be a bumpy, law-breaking, seatbelt-less adventure that you’ll never forget!