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TradeFailsMC SMP

bad trades, MISTAKES, player trades, player transfers, regrettable trades, smp, sports, sports analysis, sports fans, sports history, sports industry, sports management, sports news, sports teams, sports trades, team decisions, trade deals, trade history, TradeFailsMC, TRADES, worst trades

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	3502	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”

And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.

But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Pixel Precure Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, adult witches, Adventure, animation, Anime, comedy, Entertainment, fanservice, FANTASY, Girls, IDOLS, japanese, Kino, Land, Magical Girls, PIXEL, Precure, romance, series, Sexy, Supernatural, television

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. We got adult witches and idols giving out some spicy “fanservice” – it’s like a freakin’ anime come to life, man! And guess what? Kino is on the menu, like what even is that? But who cares, it sounds lit AF! So, like, come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever. Your brain might explode, but hey, it’s worth it for the wild ride, right?

NetherWordJokeGoneWrong

acceptable, aita, Argument, baltimore, Black, calling out, Context, Heat, holidays, JOKE, kitchen, MIL, mother-in-law, n-word, NetherWordJokeGoneWrong, old-fashioned humor, overreacting, Peace, relationship, respecting family, rural town, Sensitive, UNACCEPTABLE, White

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and inappropriate jokes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your mother-in-law appears out of nowhere and drops the N-word in a failed attempt at humor. The awkward silence that follows will keep you on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your spouse about respecting each other’s families. Will you choose peace or stand up for what’s right?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with questionable humor and family drama! This server is not for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

PetriObsessedMC SMP

aroma, Atmospheric, calming, earthy, Environment, Fresh, love, Natural, Nature, Nostalgia, obsessed, outdoors, petrichor, PetriObsessedMC, Rain, rainy days, scent, Sensory, sensory experience, smell, smp, weather

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. First of all, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds, I mean, how cool is that?! And the spawn area is like a magical fairy forest with talking animals and flying pigs, like whaaaat.

But wait, there’s more. The whole server is actually built on a giant floating taco, I kid you not. And every time you mine diamonds, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like Minecraft heaven, but with more explosions and llamas wearing top hats.

And get this, if you join the server, you automatically gain the ability to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes. Plus, every time you log in, a herd of baby pandas greets you with a dance party. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this insane awesomeness?

So yeah, if you’re totally into the smell of petrichor and want to experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow made of cheese, but better.

CraftyMDs – No cure for creepers!

breaking news, Communication, compassion, coping with grief, CraftyMDs, CREEPERS, cure, delivering bad news, difficult conversations, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, emotional impact, emotional responses, Empathy, Healthcare, Long Term Care, medical diagnosis, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, patient care, patient reactions, reactions, Supportive care

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4025
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3756	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the doctors are the ones breaking the news? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a team of medical professionals ready to deliver the most outrageous news in the most hilarious ways possible. From diagnosing your character with a severe case of “diamond deficiency” to prescribing you with a dose of “creeper repellent,” our doctors will keep you entertained while you play. So come join us for a dose of laughter and fun – just be prepared for some unexpected medical advice along the way!

Veggie Baby Craft Land

baby, Craft, Land, Veggie

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	291	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4905	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9907
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and stuff? well not this one, man. we got all the crazy fun and none of the rules. like, if u join this server, ur baby in the game gonna be like, super tiny and stuff. but in a cute way, u know? and the birth weights gonna be like, so low, they gonna be floating in the air. it’s wild, man. so come join us and experience the wackiness for yourself. plus, we got a secret level where u can ride a giant carrot into battle. it’s epic, bro. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

sVanilla Survival

Axes, bedrock, Bows, combat tag system, creativity, east, Economy, ELYTRA, Exploration, Geyser, hacked clients, Minecraft, Monuments, PvP, smp, Survival, Svanilla, Swords, Teleport, tnt duplication, totem cooldown, Trading, Usa, world border

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	201	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

1.20.5, af.., altered state, Cannabis, CONTENT, emoji, Ethereal, euphoria, feeling, Giggly, Happy, HIGH, intoxicated, Marijuana, me, mood, Relaxed, RN, silly, Skylands, Stoned, Thc, this..

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Mines Excavated:	3412	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MILposterNOPECraft

artwork, artwork display, British, Canadian, disagreement, expensive, Framed, gift, Hanging, hurt feelings, large poster, local artist prints, Memory, MILposterNOPECraft, mother-in-law, practical, Presents, refusing, Rent, SIZE, strained relationship

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Are you tired of boring old gifts from your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of unwanted posters and awkward family dynamics! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious escapades that will make you forget all about that giant painting your mother-in-law insists you hang above your sofa.

Instead of arguing about art preferences, join us and build your own masterpiece in the virtual world of Minecraft! No more awkward conversations about framing costs and wall damage – just pure, unadulterated fun with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of unwanted gifts.

So why waste time arguing with family members when you can join our server and create your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to unwanted posters and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join us now and let the laughter and creativity flow!

RedditShare4MinecraftSMP

Communication, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital boundaries, digital footprint, family, Friends, internet safety, online presence, online privacy, online sharing, personal accounts, personal information, privacy, reddit, RedditShare4MinecraftSMP, relationships, sharing habits, social media, social-networking, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	454
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3346
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even the creepers are doing the dab dance.

Join our server and you’ll get to ride on a flying pig while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your Minecraft life? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are the Norm

ableism, blocktopia, classism, commonly accepted, Corruption, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, environmental destruction, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, mental health stigma, messed up, norm, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, toxic masculinity, victim blaming

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every hour)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical beast that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those who can defeat it in battle. Rumor has it that one player even tamed the Ender Chicken and now rides it into battle against other players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of cake, or a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government?

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (especially since we have a secret enchantment that makes you physically unable to log off).