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  • Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

    Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

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    EVO CIVS Server Overview
    Game Version:JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
    Age Requirement:14+
    Discord:https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

    FAQ:

    No Towny:Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
    Custom Crafting Recipes:Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
    Strict Rules:Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

    Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

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  • PixelFail: SMP, but don’t expect any jobs, crates, or anything actually new.

    PixelFail: SMP, but don’t expect any jobs, crates, or anything actually new.

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    PixelVale Minecraft Server Overview

    Server AddressPixelVale.play-network.io
    Active PlayersAround 4

    Welcome to PixelVale, a primarily vanilla Minecraft server with a twist! Enjoy the classic gameplay you love, enhanced with plugins like Jobs and Shops to add depth to your adventure. Explore the world, earn money through various jobs, and trade in shops to build your dream life in PixelVale. Don’t forget to vote daily to receive exclusive rewards and boost your progress. Join our friendly community and start your adventure today!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join PixelVale server?You can join by connecting to the server address: PixelVale.play-network.io
    Are there any special plugins on the server?Yes, the server has plugins like Jobs and Shops to enhance gameplay.
    How can I earn money on the server?You can earn money by taking on various jobs available in the game.
    What are the rewards for daily voting?By voting daily, you can receive exclusive rewards and boost your progress in the game.
    Is the server community friendly?Yes, the server boasts a friendly community for players to interact with.

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  • skyopal

    skyopal

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    Welcome to Sky Opal Survival!

    Sky Opal Survival is a unique server that offers players the opportunity to enjoy both an exciting skyblock experience and the classic survival world. Our server encourages a style of play that is focused on endurance, creativity, and community. Whether you’re trying to get to the top on your island or surviving by gathering resources in the vast world, Sky Opal Survival has something for everyone!

    Our server has a unique game economy. Discover different ways to collect resources, trade, and accumulate wealth. The shop system, which offers especially rich content, offers players a wide range of items. Build new structures on your island or in the vast world, cooperate with your friends to build a strong community, and overcome difficulties.

    Sky Opal Survival provides an environment that appeals to players of all levels. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned survivalist, here you can showcase your skills, develop new strategies, and be part of a fun community. Are you ready to step into a world full of events, quests, and special rewards?

    Come on, join Sky Opal Survival and start your own survival adventure!

    play.skyopal.online

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  • ✨ SERVER PUK | SEASON 2 ✨ Minecraft server

    ✨ SERVER PUK | SEASON 2 ✨ Minecraft server

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    Welcome to the PUK server!

    Our server offers a unique combination of economic simulator and role-playing, where every step you take affects the development of the world! ? Build a business, develop your holdings and trade with other players. We have a well-thought-out economy with its own currency and an active market, where everyone can get rich!

    • RP Roleplaying – become an important figure in the world of PUK, participate in elections, form a government and make decisions that affect the fate of the server. The server has a developed system of political roles, which gives you the opportunity to feel like a part of something bigger!

    • Active community – our players are always ready to help newcomers, share experiences and unite for joint projects. Together we build a living and interesting world!

    • Plugins and technical capabilities – for comfortable gaming on the server, useful plugins have been implemented, such as voice chat, a building protection system, a server map and much more.

    • Season 2 starts right now! Join us and start your adventure in the new season from scratch. Unique events, new opportunities and a lot of interesting content await you!

    IP: puk.b2t.world ?️ Version: 1.21.1

    Don’t miss your chance to become a part of our world! ?

    puk.b2t.world

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  • Envexus

    Envexus

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    Envexus Minecraft Server – Bedrock & Java Crossplay

    Welcome to Envexus, a Minecraft server where Bedrock and Java players unite for an exciting adventure! Whether you’re exploring or competing, Envexus has something for everyone.

    Crossplay: Play seamlessly with friends across both Java and Bedrock editions. Skills System: Enhance your gameplay with a variety of skills, from mining and combat to farming. Level up to unlock new abilities and improve your efficiency in the world. Fishing Plugin: Enjoy a custom fishing experience with special fish species, rewards, and community events. Compete in fishing contests or trade your catches. Economy: Trade, sell, and buy items to build your fortune. Create shops, participate in the marketplace, or engage in player-driven commerce.

    Join Envexus today and dive into a world where adventure, competition, and community come together!

    play.envexus.net

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  • Eat Laughs and Play [SMP] V 1.21+

    Eat Laughs and Play [SMP] V 1.21+

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    Ezartla Minecraft Server Overview
    Key Features:
    • Land Claiming
    • Player-Run Economy
    • Ranks
    • Custom Enchantments
    • Skills System
    • Massive World
    • Minecraft 1.21
    • And Much More
    Server IP:play.ezartla.com
    Discord:Join Our Discord

    FAQs

    1. How do I claim land on Ezartla?

    To claim land on Ezartla, simply use our intuitive land claiming system. You can protect your creations from griefers and build your dream base without worry.

    2. Is there a player-run economy on Ezartla?

    Yes, Ezartla features a player-run economy where you can trade, buy, and sell with fellow players to amass wealth and resources. Become the ultimate entrepreneur in the Ezartla economy!

    3. How can I earn ranks on Ezartla?

    You can earn ranks on Ezartla through gameplay and achievements. As you climb the ranks, you unlock unique perks and abilities to show off your progress.

    4. Are there custom enchantments on Ezartla?

    Yes, Ezartla offers powerful custom enchantments that give you an edge in both PvE and PvP. Customize your gear like never before!

    5. What skills system does Ezartla have?

    Ezartla features a skills system where you can hone your skills in various disciplines, from mining and crafting to combat and farming. Level up to unlock new abilities and become a master of your chosen path!

    6. What is the world size on Ezartla?

    Explore a vast world on Ezartla that’s 50,000 by 50,000 blocks, providing endless opportunities for adventure and discovery.

    7. Which Minecraft version does Ezartla use?

    Ezartla uses the latest Minecraft version, 1.21, with all its new features, blocks, and mechanics.

    8. How can I stay updated with Ezartla?

    Join our Discord community to stay updated with the latest news, participate in discussions, and chat with fellow players. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

    9. Where can I get assistance on Ezartla?

    If you have any questions or need assistance, our friendly staff team is always here to help. Join our Discord or reach out in-game for support.

    We can’t wait to see you on Ezartla and witness the amazing creations and communities that will form. Happy crafting!

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  • 🌺 LOSTVALE 🌴 Tube survival 🏵️ Voice chat server Minecraft

    🌺 LOSTVALE 🌴 Tube survival 🏵️ Voice chat server Minecraft

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    ☘️ New Minecraft server is waiting for you! Make your way to success in an exciting world of magic and adventure. Trade goods, fight in epic battles, use new enchantments, build your settlements and start a family in this exciting adventure universe. Join us for exciting adventures on a semi-vanilla server!

    Here you can find:

    ✨ Comfortable design for immersion in the game.

    ✨ Magic runes with unique effects.

    ✨ Trading auctions for money and sapphires.

    ✨ Various jobs to earn money.

    ✨ Ratings and awards for leadership in your field.

    ✨ Over 100 new enchantments with the ability to combine.

    ✨ Guilds with roles, leveling up, and their own houses.

    ✨ Public teleports of different players with ratings.

    ✨ More than 1000 different game tasks with rewards.

    ✨ Own shops through signs and chests.

    ✨ Treasures and lucky blocks with various rewards.

    ✨ Fair PvP with protection against leaving during combat.

    ✨ Unique potions for various adventures.

    ✨ Safe exchange for experience, money, resources.

    ✨ Daily bonuses for logging into the server.

    ✨ Regions to protect your territory.

    ✨ Protection from XRay and the use of cheats.

    ✨ Possibility to play a duel with other players.

    ✨ Possibility to install your own skin in the game.

    ✨ Chat divided into local, general and trading.

    ✨ Mysterious cases that provide various opportunities.

    ✨ Fun wedding ceremonies and harems with bonuses for couples.

    ✨ Clickable messages for easy display of information.

    ✨ Pleasant company and implementation of your ideas with reward.

    ✨ Various effects, titles, costumes, capes, miniatures and much more.

    ✨ Most of the server text and interface is adjusted to your client (ru/ua).

    Join now! ☄️

    We are ready to implement many ideas to create a truly cozy place for your game. We are waiting for you! ✨

    go.lostvale.fun

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Kevworks Civborne

    Kevworks Civborne

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kevworks Civborne is a modern civilization roleplay server, set on the map of the earth. In Civborne, players are encouraged to create their own towns and nations or join up with others. Be whatever you want in this game mode, a hero, a criminal, a president, or a dictator, go it alone or with friends! The choice is yours.

    Features: Civborne has many modern features including but not limited to: Driveable vehicles that can be used in battle Good guns that actually do damage compared to other servers with guns. Nuclear warheads can be created along with hazmat suits and a radiation system. Claiming and a siege war plugin. Towns and nations that anyone anywhere can make. Primarily player/gold-based economy. Trade with others! Kevlar and Flak vests Projectile protection, blast protection, and protection, thorns, and potions are removed to help with balancing and skilled-based pvp over gear-based pvp. http://192.99.254.118:8194/?worldname=earthh&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=3072&y=64&z=-1025 – dynmap

    Civborne.minehut.gg

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  • WebMC OneBlock

    WebMC OneBlock

    New Minecraft Servers

    About WebMC OneBlock: WebMC OneBlock is a oneblock server with custom oneblock mechanics inspired by DeblokMC.

    Server Features: – Java-Bedrock Cross-Play: Play seamlessly across different platforms. – Custom Plugins: Enhance your gameplay with unique features. – Economy: Engage in trade and commerce using braincells. – The Farlands: Explore the farlands by yourself or with friends.

    Java/Bedrock IP: webmc-java.colbster937.dev Bedrock Port: 19132 (Console) Friend username: WebMCOfficial

    Join WebMC today and start your Minecraft adventure with us!

    oneblock.webmc.xyz

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  • CraftyAero Minecraft Server

    CraftyAero Minecraft Server

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    haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about.

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  • Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

    Goal Kicks and Crafty Dreams

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    Join Now: The Server That Will Shatter Your Mind, One Block at a Time!

    Welcome to the *Ultimate* Minecraft experience—a place where reality bends, and blocks will whisper your secrets to the void! Forget everything you think you know because ENCHALADA-salad is the new supreme ruler of this server! Every moment here is a paradox—JOIN US and watch the milk rain from the pixel skies while you FLY THROUGH TIME with no explanations whatsoever! But also, beware, because you might awaken the cosmic potatoes lurking beneath your base!

    FeatureDescription
    Inverted GravityFall upwards to avoid the demon chickens that rule the ground!
    Endless PigsThe pigs know too much… or too little? Either way, they won’t stop staring!
    Reality-Distorting BlocksCraft a block of confusion—its only function is to confuse you! Perfect for pranks or existential dread!
    Glitchy CraftingCombine diamonds with dirt and receive a loaf of bread that constantly screams!
    Bonus FeaturesAll rivers are now actually chocolate, but it’s a trap! You WILL lose your sanity.

    FAQ: Find Answers That Lead You Astray!

    Q: Is this server family-friendly?

    A: Families are just a construct. What is family when the grass starts singing? Glorify the chaos!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply abandon all hope and whisper the words “mango pickle” into the void. The server might hear you. Or not. Who can say?

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: Reality is the only rule; stick to it and it will evaporate like vaporous jelly beans. Good luck!

    Random Quotes From The Abyss:

    “Do you ever see a foid and all you want in the world anymore is her to field goal kick you in the balls.”

    “And then the socks started to dance!”

    “My cat is screaming in binary, is this normal?”

    “The toaster knows secrets that could bring down civilizations!”

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blockin’ My GF: AITA Edition

    Blockin’ My GF: AITA Edition

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    The Heartbreak Dimension: A Minecraft Experience Like No Other!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the Heartbreak Dimension, where emotional turmoil collides with pixelated insanity! Step into a realm where your woes will be confounded by a chaotic blend of love and despair, all wrapped up in shimmering blocks of uncertainty! Can you survive the swirling tempest of romantic dismay?

    Introduction: Love Gone Awry or Quantum Entanglement?

    Do you feel the weight of the universe pressing against your heart? Here, in the Heartbreak Dimension, we make sense of your emotional stake! Love is a mysterious power that bends time and space, and it’s been known to create rifts in reality, affecting everything from the flow of lava to the very mighty Ender Dragon. Don’t just speak into the void; watch as it sends emotional ripples through the fabric of our blocky existence.

    Wild Features of This Chaotic Haven

    FeatureDescription
    Teleportation of RegretOne moment, you’re in your cozy abode, the next—POOF!—you’re cloaked in the shadows of your ex’s crumbling castle!
    NPC Sisters with OpinionsEncounter wise sisters of teammates who demand you give space! Might result in strange quests for flowers!
    Love CurrencyExchange your heartache for special items! Flowers not only smell great—they’re the currency for emotional status!
    The Guilt Cycle TrapExplore mazes made of guilt-laden block puzzles. Can you find your way out, or are you doomed to circle indefinitely?

    Unstable Mechanics: Will You Survive the Emotional Fallout?

    • Job Strain Mode: Juggle multiple responsibilities like an AI Engineer juggling romantic advances. Will you chip away at your sanity or achieve the Legendary Exhaustion?
    • Home Visits Gone Wrong: Attempt to visit your beloved only to face the not-so-pleasant surprises of rejection! Create shrouded realms for existential crises!

    Tales from the Battlefield of the Heart

    "Sent her flowers! She still doesn’t want to see me. Am I actually trapped in a Minecraft simulation designed to torment the romantically inclined?" – A questing Redditor, lost in the labyrinth of relationship gradients. "She told him to leave her alone! Did he ever think that maybe the server is haunted by her pixelated presence?!" – An anonymous philosopher, considering the deeper implications of block relationships.

    Frequently Asked Questions (That Lead Nowhere)

    • Q: Why does the server feel so chaotic? A: Maybe it’s the emotional backlash from block-breaking? Or perhaps—it’s a rift in the multiverse due to too much love? Or both? Who knows!

    • Q: Can I build a fortress of solitude? A: Yes, but be warned—every block you place may whisper regret back into your ear.

    In-Game Legends: The Haunting of Heartbreakers Past

    Some say this server was banned in 12 unknown countries! Others claim it’s merely a glitch—a mad scientist’s emotional experiment gone awry! Are you one of the new players recruited to solve the eternal question: What is love? Find yourself facing strange occurrences: portals to other dimensions of heartbreak, or perhaps a fabled Tower of Banshees, echoing the cries of lost relationships—enter at your own peril!

    The Call to Renegade Adventure

    Join us in the Heartbreak Dimension, where confusion reigns and love spirals into absurdities! Are you ready to confront your feelings amidst a horde of redstone contraptions and emotional baggage? By joining, you are not only stepping into the world of Minecraft but also surrendering to the will of the universe’s chaotic love affairs.

    Here, players become legends: warriors against the crushing weight of unrequited affection! Bring your torches; you may need them to navigate the shadows!

    Join now—if you dare! What lies beyond may unravel the very essence of your blocky existence…

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  • Partner Perks: Minecraft Edition!

    Partner Perks: Minecraft Edition!

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    Welcome, brave adventurers, to the most ridiculous Minecraft server known to humanity (or, at least, the blocky ones). Here, we boast features that will make your pixels tingle with excitement and your creativity burst like a creeper on a mission! Why join this outrageous realm? Let me break it down with some utterly insane reasons!

    1. The Legendary "Block Chop Flex": Ever seen someone chop wood so smoothly it turns woodchoppers into jelly? Join us to witness the balletic prowess of our server’s most renowned lumberjack. Legend has it, their technique is so mesmerizing that even the trees whisper, “You go, girl!” while trying to dodge their axe!

    2. The Midnight Snack Ritual: Enter the shadowy caverns of our server for the weekly event where players gather to feast on… you guessed it, pixelated cake! But hold on tight! It’s not just any cake; it’s a cake baked using an ancient, enchanted recipe that has been passed down from ill-tempered Enderman grandmas. Spoiler alert: partake in this deliciousness, and you might just leap abilities uncontrollably!

    3. Heroic Pigeon Army: Forget wolves and ocelots; our server has summoned an elite squad of heroic pigeons. They’ve been genetically engineered to deliver messages and loot directly to your doorstep—be it diamonds, annoying spams, or random chunks of dirt! Rumor has it, they once delivered an entire library’s worth of wisdom in a single wing flap!

    4. Talkative Sheep: Yes, you read that right! Our sheep are philosophical thinkers who offer life advice between munches of grass. Ever needed motivational quotes mid-game? These woolly philosophers will have you questioning your existential choices while keeping you warm and snug in your diamond armor!

    5. The Mystery of the Flying Chickens: Want to know why our chickens have wings? Because they don’t just lay eggs; they lay challenges that will blow your mind! Every single day, they evolve, and players must unravel their mysteries, or prepare for an epic feather fight of cosmic proportions. Join today, and you might just uncover the legendary ‘Golden Egg of Awesomeness’—a myth whispered in hushed tones by waterlogged villagers.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where every block tells a story, and every adventure spills over with redstone madness and absurdity, this is the place you’ve been waiting for! Don’t be a zombie in the overworld—jump in, laugh a lot, and let the blocky shenanigans begin!

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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got japanese police and us service members fighting in bars, like wtf?! it’s a whole new level of pvp, bro. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the ages. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

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  • Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    Monk’s Cell Block: Immune Rejuv & Disease Risk

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got aging immune cells battling it out in epic fights! our study of immune cell aging clocks will blow ur mind, like seriously, u wont believe how crazy it gets. we got monocytes aging faster than u can say “creeper” and immune rejuvenation like u never seen before. post-BCG vaccine? more like post-apocalyptic vaccine, amirite? join now for the wildest minecraft experience of ur life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Bluff Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

    Bluff Minecraft Server – IP, Features & More

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    Does Bluff Have a Minecraft Server?

    Bluff is a popular YouTube creator known for engaging Minecraft content, leading many fans to seek out an official Minecraft server associated with them.

    Official Server Information

    As of now, Bluff does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the high level of interest from fans suggests potential for community-driven alternatives.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    1. BluffCraft: A fan server that captures the spirit of Bluff’s content. Search for it in server lists or on community forums.
    2. Bluff Land: Another fan initiative with custom gameplay modes inspired by Bluff’s adventures. Good for fans wanting to recreate experiences from their videos.

    Useful Next Steps

    For fans looking to stay updated on any future developments regarding an official server, keep an eye on Bluff’s official YouTube channel and social media profiles.

    Additionally, consider exploring similar popular servers such as:

    • Hypixel: Offers various mini-games.
    • Mineplex: Another hub for competitive and casual gaming.

    Stay connected with the Minecraft community to discover more about the potential for a Bluff server in the future!

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  • Vaultcraft

    Vaultcraft

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameIPVersionPlayer CountFeatures
    Vaultcraftplay.vaultcraft.org1.16.550/100Optimized server performance, mature community, non-public mods

    FAQ Section

    Gameplay

    What type of gameplay experience can I expect on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft offers a refined and optimized vanilla Minecraft experience, with enhancements to performance and gameplay without straying too far from the core game.

    Rules

    What are the rules of Vaultcraft?

    The server promotes respect, cooperation, and maturity among players. Specific rules regarding griefing, harassment, and cheating are enforced to maintain a positive community environment.

    Plugins

    What plugins are used on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft utilizes a selection of non-public mods that enhance performance and streamline gameplay, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable gaming experience.

    Community

    How is the community on Vaultcraft?

    The community on Vaultcraft is made up of like-minded adults who value respect, collaboration, and a love for the game. Players can share creations, learn from each other, and build lasting friendships in a drama-free environment.

    Monetization

    Is there any monetization on Vaultcraft?

    Vaultcraft does not engage in pay-to-win practices. Any monetization is transparent and focused on maintaining server costs and improving the player experience.

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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IPplay.thepen-mc.net

    So What’s the Deal?

    Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

    Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? Those were the days. Where not everyone had Diamond and Netherite armor and you actually had to grind? Where you had to PVP to survive? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.

    What makes this server different?

    • Become a Parolee and leave the prison – Build a farm to earn more money
    • Prestiges – Prestige to earn special rewards after you’ve hit top rank
    • Guards who will assist/protect new players and enforce contraband
    • Quests can be completed for extra cash or special items
    • Gangs – Join a gang and fight with rival gangs to be top dog in the prison
    • Swords and Potions are all illegal, and Guards will PVP you if they see you with them
    • The grind – You have to smelt your ores, and walk through PVP zones to sell them in the Commissary, no more instasell
    • Rent a prison cell, or a prison plot, to store your things, build, or create your own shop to sell to others
    • You start with basic tools and leather armor, you have to work for better gear
    • Solitary Confinement – you can get sent here by a Guard for disobeying them
    • Bounties – have an enemy? Just put a bounty on their head. Check the bounty poster board to see what bounties you can claim
    • Auction House – sell your items at auction
    • Parkour challenges and hidden Quests (coming soon) throughout the Prison
    • Multiple ways to Earn Money – Fishing, Farming, Mining

    What are the Ranks?

    RankRequirement
    A – Default Prisoner
    B – $25,000
    C – $80,000
    D – $250,000
    E – $800,000
    Parolee – $1,500,000
    Citizen – $2,000,000
    Guard – Ensures safety of Prisoners, enforces rules, and takes Contraband
    SrGuard – Well seasoned Guard with Moderator Privileges
    Warden – Administrator Position
    SrWarden – Senior Administrator Position

    What’s a Guard?

    Guards were once commonplace on Prison Servers. They bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison. Guards will protect new players and will enforce the below prison rules:

    • PVP is not allowed
    • Swords are not allowed
    • Potions are not allowed
    • Bows are not allowed

    Breaking these rules in front of a Guard will either result in them attempting to kill you or sending you to Solitary Confinement for 5 Minutes (If you run from them).

    We are looking for Guards to fill the position! Join the server and Discord to apply!

    It’s time to bring back the era of Classic Prisons!

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk
    Server IPplay.thepen-mc.net

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  • Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

    Amputee Adventures Crafting Cane

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    Join Now: The Server That Defies Existence! Or Is It?

    Welcome, brave souls! Why waste your life on normality when you can dive into the spiral of insanity we call our Minecraft server? It’s proven! People have said joining could be the best or the worst decision of your life – but who even measures decisions when reality itself is an illusion?! Come witness the entropy unfold as you build a mansion from the ashes of your own sanity! Trust me, it’s real (or is it?).

    Gameplay FeatureExplanation (or Lack Thereof)
    Infinite Mob SpawningLike an infinite loop of existential dread, mobs spawn with your fears. Watch out for the chicken-monster hybrid who steals your dreams!
    Gravity-Defying BlocksBlocks that float upside down, defying all known laws of physics. Build your perfect house on a ceiling—just don’t look down!
    Time-Traveling VillagersVillagers will trade you items from the past, future, and alternate universes. But beware, they also carry the weight of time.
    Skyfall EventsEvery hour, the sky rains diamonds, broccoli, and regret! Be prepared to collect your rewards…or lose parts of your soul!
    Corrupted Enderman VisionIf you make eye contact, they’ll reveal the secrets of the universe or just stare at you until you scream. Your choice!

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join? A: By the time you think about it, it’s too late. Did you eat your dreams for breakfast?

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are but a social construct! Just remember – never build a portal to your own mind. That’s how they get you!

    Q: What are the server’s hours? A: Who knows? Time isn’t a straight line here; it twists and folds like a pretzel in a cosmic bake-off.

    Random Quotes from Fellow Psychonauts

    • >Be me>get foot amputated>turn it into a walking cane
    • >Did anyone else see this shit before it got taken down?
    • >Talking about how I plan to turn it into a walking cane!

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  • BabyShowerDramaCraft

    BabyShowerDramaCraft

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    Cousins and Conspiracies: The Ultimate Family Baby Shower Showdown!

    Welcome, brave souls, to the Cousins and Conspiracies Minecraft server! Are you tired of the mundane block-building life? Longing for danger cloaked in absurdity? This server invites you to dive headfirst into the chaotic whirlpool of familial drama, buried secrets, and an onslaught of trivia that will leave you questioning your very existence!

    Introduction: Enter at Your Own Risk!

    In this family-friendly dystopia, nothing is as it seems. Here, Mark and Olivia are not merely names; they are the avatars of your nightmares. Can you survive the cursed baby shower tragedy that uprooted the very fabric of cousinly love? Join us as we unravel the threads of misunderstandings and petty grievances spiraling into a chaotic void where logic is but a whisper in the wind.

    Features: Sift Through the Chaos

    FeatureDescription
    The Trivia GauntletEnter the arena for the world’s most uncomfortable trivia challenges! Uncover secrets as you quiz about the event that tore families apart!
    Dramatic Conversation ZonesStep into these zones where players reenact heated texts like "I wasn’t blaming you…but…". Witness as dialogues descend into madness.
    Cousin Clash PvPJoin forces or wage war! Will you defend your honor, or stab your cousin’s pixelated back in a feud about missed baby showers?
    Dreadful DetourFind the ‘Mysterious Traffic’ dungeon where you must escape the paradox of being late forever and ever!
    Buried Emotions StyleCraft gear that channels your latent rage over trivial matters like ‘miscommunication’! Every piece of armor tells a tale of agony!

    Player Testimonials: Confessions from the Abyss

    “I thought I’d log in for some fun, then I found myself questioning if I was the monster ruining family gatherings! Thanks, Mark!” — RenegadeCousin32

    “A wonderful reminder that all family events are just a well-disguised trap waiting to ensnare you!” — GalacticGamer99

    Unraveling the Truth: FAQ

    Q: Are there actual baby shower games? A: Depends! If you consider surviving a barrage of passive-aggressive messages a game, then yes!

    Q: Can I trust my cousins here? A: Trust is a construct designed by deeply flawed family portals! Proceed with caution!

    Q: What if I miss a key event? A: The server will echo your absence in an eternal lament, and you will be cursed with the title of "The Late One."

    The Lore of the Server: Do You Dare to Dig Deeper?

    Rumor has it that the very foundation of this server is haunted by the specters of missed opportunities and unresolved drama. There lies a cryptic layer buried beneath the blocks—a dark cipher revealing how one fateful baby shower episode altered the space-time continuum of familial relations. Beware! If you break the sacred code, you may unleash the Cousin of Chaos upon the realm!

    Secret Features: Only the Bold Shall Discover!

    • Mystical Communication Totems: Chat tools that only work if you express guilt or active avoidance—do they bridge gaps or widen rifts?
    • Time-Stop Mechanics: Freeze events to recount what should’ve been said, leading to up to an hour of despair!
    • Endless Guilt Mod: Activate this mod to have in-game characters constantly remind you of the guilt of family gatherings you missed—no escape!

    Call to Cultish Action

    Join us! Tap into your inner cousin conspirator and embrace the uncertainty that lies within the pixelated shadows of this server. Why else would an invitation be so unsettling if not for the exhilarating thrill of the unknown? Are you prepared to be Cousin Commando in this wild game of familial fallout? The baby shower beckons, and it’s anything but ordinary!

    Warning: Enter at Your Own Risk

    Those who join may find themselves entangled in a web of absurdity and familial accusations that will echo through the realms for eons! Can you handle it? Will you emerge as savior or scapegoat? The choice is yours in this relentless, blocky battleground!

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