Trade Minecraft Servers | Page 3 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Villages Defended:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7975
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Crops Grown:	5606	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

CraftyCanucks Minecraft Server

100m, Agreement, business news, Canadian News, CANCELLATION, Communication, CraftyCanucks, decision, economic impact, elon musk, Government, internet, Minecraft, ontario, Ontario government, Satellite, Server, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, Trade, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den Ontario endin’ a $100M Starlink agreement ahead of U.S. tariffs! We got creepers blowin’ up yer builds like tariffs blowin’ up trade agreements! Come join us for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like Ontario’s decision to pull the plug on dat sweet Starlink deal. Who needs satellites when you got our crazy community to keep you entertained? So hop on in and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

CraftyTariffWars

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffWars, DEBT, Dispute, Economy, export, finance, Import, international relations, Leaders, mexico, MONEY, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8104
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we trade in diamonds and emeralds instead of boring old money! we have a special event where you can negotiate tariffs with the leaders of Canada and Mexico, just like Trump! they owe us a lot of diamonds, so come help us collect our debts and build the most luxurious pixel palace in all the land! who needs real world politics when you can rule the minecraft world with your diamond pickaxe? join now and make minecraft great again!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

YukonCraft: No Yanks, Just Drinks

alcohol, Bidding, booze, Buying, Canadian, drinks, Economy, exclusion, Government, halt, import restrictions, international relations, North America, policy, PREMIER, Procurement, regulations, reviews, Trade, U.S. businesses, Yanks, Yukon, YukonCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	9412

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE YUKON PREMIER BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA, WE DONT EXCLUDE ANYONE EXCEPT FOR CREEPERS CUZ THEY BE BLOWIN UP EVERYTHING. JOIN US AND WE’LL HALT THE BIDDING ON BORING SERVERS AND START BUYING ALL THE BOOZE FROM OUR OWN BREWERY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENDER DRAGONS AS PETS. COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY MADNESS!

CanalCraft: No More Chinese!

act, ap news, canal area, CanalCraft, China, Chinese, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, panama, panama canal, Politics, rubio, Statement, Tensions, Trade, united states, US

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground base full of llamas wearin top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and serve diamond-encrusted cake.

also, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a volcano filled with lava sharks and flying pigs? yea, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us and be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

ainz ooal gown, albedo, Anime, anticipation, best girl, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Edition, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite, FANTASY, guild members, isekai, light novel, LN adaptation, Magic, Overlord, powerful protagonist, screen adaptation, supreme beings, virtual reality, world domination

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

anger, antisocial behavior, Bigotry, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, equality, harmful attitudes, harmful beliefs, hate, ignorance, inclusion, intolerance, mental illness, prejudice, racial tension, racism, SnowflakeCraft, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people, worries

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

Beliefs, Cows, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural understanding, Desperation, discrimination, DISTANCING, Diversity, Hinduism, India, Indians, justification, Larping, misconceptions, online learning, past few years, prejudice, right, Stereotypes, whats

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	594083	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3878	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	9618
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	899174
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	3534	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

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